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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just for an Amish like me
You know I fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so that
Even Ezekial thinks that my is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn once or twice, living in an paradise
It's hard and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, in an Amish paradise
A boy kicked me in the last week
I just at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no for sin and vice, in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, in an Amish paradise
But you'd think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just for an Amish like me
You know I fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so that
Even Ezekial thinks that my is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn once or twice, living in an paradise
It's hard and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, in an Amish paradise
A boy kicked me in the last week
I just at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no for sin and vice, in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, in an Amish paradise
But you'd think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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