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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the valley where I my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm cows
the and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been and plowing so long that
Ezekial thinks that my is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're to like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an paradise
I butter once or twice, living in an paradise
It's hard and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I don't care, in fact I him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't and stare
We're technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts to be like
On my knees day and night points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an paradise
Yeah
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm cows
the and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been and plowing so long that
Ezekial thinks that my is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're to like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an paradise
I butter once or twice, living in an paradise
It's hard and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I don't care, in fact I him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't and stare
We're technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts to be like
On my knees day and night points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an paradise
Yeah
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