Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic
As I (1)________ through the valley where I harvest my grain
I (2)________ a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an (3)__________ like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and (4)__________ plows, fool
And I've been (5)______________ and plowing so long that
Even (6)______________ thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a (7)__________ on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've (8)________ spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the (9)________ (10)________ week
I (11)________ smiled at him, and I turned the (12)__________ cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never (13)______________ a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's (14)______________ of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really (15)________ good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even (16)________ the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as (17)__________________ as can be
We've been spending most our lives (18)____________ in an (19)__________ paradise
We're just (20)__________ and (21)____________ guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're (22)________ in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million (23)__________ as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an (24)__________ paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an (25)__________ paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I (2)________ a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an (3)__________ like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and (4)__________ plows, fool
And I've been (5)______________ and plowing so long that
Even (6)______________ thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a (7)__________ on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've (8)________ spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the (9)________ (10)________ week
I (11)________ smiled at him, and I turned the (12)__________ cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never (13)______________ a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's (14)______________ of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really (15)________ good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even (16)________ the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as (17)__________________ as can be
We've been spending most our lives (18)____________ in an (19)__________ paradise
We're just (20)__________ and (21)____________ guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're (22)________ in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million (23)__________ as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an (24)__________ paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an (25)__________ paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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