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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then we're going to party like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an paradise
We sell quilts at price, living in an paradise
A local boy kicked me in the week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I look in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be to tears
We haven't the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, I'll a nutter
you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an paradise
There's no cops or lights, in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I take a at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then we're going to party like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an paradise
We sell quilts at price, living in an paradise
A local boy kicked me in the week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I look in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be to tears
We haven't the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, I'll a nutter
you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an paradise
There's no cops or lights, in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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