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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so that
Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm discipline
Got a Bible in my and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to like it's 1699
We've spending most our lives in an Amish paradise
I once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the last week
I just at him, and I the cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't quaint, so please don't and stare
We're impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've spending most our lives in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll a nutter
you're righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending our lives living in an paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, in an paradise
Yeah
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so that
Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm discipline
Got a Bible in my and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to like it's 1699
We've spending most our lives in an Amish paradise
I once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the last week
I just at him, and I the cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't quaint, so please don't and stare
We're impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've spending most our lives in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll a nutter
you're righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending our lives living in an paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, in an paradise
Yeah
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