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The Laughing Gnome English Medium

by David Bowie

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I was walking
Down the high street
I heard footsteps behind me
And was a little old man (hello!)
Scarlet and Gray, chuckling away

Well he trotted
Back to my house
And he sat the telly (ahh)
his tiny hands on his tummy
Chuckling away, laughing all day

I'll have to report you to the gnome office
(gnome office? ahahahah!)

Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a gnome and you can't catch me
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
Said the laughing gnome

Well I gave him roasted toadstools
And a glass of wine (*burp* pardon)
Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne
Carried his bags, and gave him a fag (have you got a boy?)

hey where do you come from?
(gnome-ans land, hehe!)
oh really?

In the morning
When i up
He was sitting on the edge of my bed
With his brother who's name was Fred
He brought him along
To me a song

alright let's hear it
now, what's that clicking noise?
(that's Fred, he's a metro-gnome, haha)

Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

(oh now, i'm a gnome haha)
haven't you got a home to go to?
(no, we are gnome-ads hehe)
didn't they teach you to get hair cut at school you look like a rolling gnome
(nah, not at the London school of eco-gnome-ics)

Now they're staying
Up me chimney
And we're living on cavier and honey (hurray!)
Cos they're me of money
comedy prose
For radio shows

it's the errrr
it's the gnome-service of course!

Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't me
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee (oh really)
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
(one more time!)
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
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