If I Had A Million Dollars by Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd __________ you a house
(I would buy you a house)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a __________ chesterfield or an ottoman)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy __________ a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(I'd _________ a tree fort in our yard)
If I had a million dollars
(You could help, it wouldn't be that hard)

If I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put a little tiny __________
In (1)__________ somewhere)
You know, we could just
Go up there and hang out

Yep, (2)________ open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us like
Little pre-wrapped sausages and things, mmm

They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped __________
Well, can you blame them?
Yeah!

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur ___________
(But not a real fur coat, that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic ___________
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a (3)______________ dollars
I'd buy your ___________

If I had a (4)______________ dollars
We wouldn't have to ___________ to the store
If I had a million dollars
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to ____________ Kraft dinner
But we (5)__________ eat Kraft dinner?
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really (6)______________________ ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest
Ket-- Dijon ketchup
Mmmm (mmmm)

If I had a (7)______________ dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green __________
(But not a real green dress that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some ___________
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you ____________ wanted a monkey?)

And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a (8)______________ dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be ___________

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