99 Problems by Jay-z

If you havin girl problems I (1)________ bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a (2)__________ ain't one

I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics (3)________ say he's "Money, Cash, Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those?
If you (4)________ up with holes in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin dough
I'm like fuck critics, you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't (5)________ my lyrics, you can press fast forward
Got beef with (6)__________ if I don't play they show
they don't play my hits - well I don't give a shit, SO!
Rap (7)________ try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers!
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

The year is ninety-four, in my trunk is raw
In my rearview (8)____________ is the motherfuckin law
Got two choices y'all, pull over the car or (hmm)
bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin to see no (9)______________ chase with Jay
Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case
So I, pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know what I'm stoppin you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Or do I look like a mindreader sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-four;
license and (10)________________________ and step out of the car -
are you carryin a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are"
I ain't (11)______________ out of shit, all my paper's legit
"Well do you mind if I (12)________ around the car a little bit?"
Well my (13)__________ compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you (14)__________ as a tack! You some type of lawyer or somethin, somebody important or somethin"
Child I ain't passed the bar, but I know a (15)____________ bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes"
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you (16)__________ girl problems I (17)________ bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a (18)__________ ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a (19)__________ ain't one
If you havin girl problems I (20)________ bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

Now once upon a time, not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strongarm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the (21)__________ of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God damn sense, try an' push me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Lord
Pray for him, but some fools just love to perform
You (22)________ the type, (23)________ as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a (24)__________ in a fruit fight
And (25)________ thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin and
he and his boys gon' be yappin to the Captain
And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat again
Back through the system with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, scratchin again
Paparazzis with they cameras, snappin them
D.A. try to (26)________ a nigga shaft again
Half a mill' for bail cause I'm African
All because this fool was harassin them
Tryin to play the boy like he's saccharin
But ain't nuttin sweet bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems but and a bitch ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

.. Whoo! Whoo! Uh, uh
Havin girl problems I (27)________ bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, ha ha!
You crazy for this one Rick! It's your boy!

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