99 Problems by Jay-z

If you havin girl (1)________________ I (2)________ bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one

I got the Rap (3)____________ on the gat patrol
Foes (4)________ wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money, Cash, Hoes"
I'm from the (5)________ stupid, what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was (6)__________ dough
I'm like fuck critics, you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward
Got beef with (7)__________ if I don't play they show
they don't play my hits - well I don't give a shit, SO!
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give 'em (8)________ cash for ads, fuckers!
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

The year is ninety-four, in my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror is the (9)________________________ law
Got two choices y'all, pull over the car or (hmm)
bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin to see no (10)______________ chase with Jay
Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case
So I, (11)________ (12)________ to the side of the road
I (13)__________ "Son do you know what I'm stoppin you for?"
Cause I'm (14)__________ and I'm black and my hat's real low
Or do I look like a mindreader sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or (15)____________ I guess (16)________ mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-four;
license and registration and step out of the car -
are you carryin a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit, all my paper's legit
"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack! You (17)________ type of lawyer or somethin, somebody important or somethin"
Child I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes"
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

Now (18)________ upon a time, not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strongarm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God damn sense, try an' push me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Lord
Pray for him, but (19)________ fools just love to perform
You know the type, (20)________ as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin and
he and his boys gon' be (21)____________ to the Captain
And there I go, (22)______________ in the Kit-Kat again
Back through the system with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, scratchin again
Paparazzis (23)________ they cameras, (24)______________ them
D.A. try to give a nigga shaft again
Half a mill' for (25)________ cause I'm African
All because this fool was harassin them
Tryin to play the boy like he's saccharin
But ain't (26)____________ sweet bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems but and a bitch ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a (27)__________ ain't one - hit me!

.. Whoo! Whoo! Uh, uh
Havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, ha ha!
You crazy for this one Rick! It's your boy!

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