HENRY VIII HAD SIX WIVES (“Money, Money, Money” By ABBA) by History Teachers

Henry, Henry, (1)__________
Had so many
Wives that had to die
Henry, Henry, (2)__________
Had so many
Only one survived
Six wives in all
Oh the things they could do
If they hadn't married Henry
That was their (3)________________


The first was Catherine by name
She was from Aragon in Spain
Oh, poor Kate!
She married Arhur, Henry's brother
And (4)________ he died, loved Henry so
But had to wait!
He took her as his (5)____________ wife,
But that caused her a lot of strife
She couldn't have a son you see
Their only child was Mary!
Henry, Henry, Henry
Had so many
Wives that had to die
Henry, Henry, Henry
Had so many
Only one survived
Six wives in all
Oh the things (6)________ could do
If they hadn't (7)______________ Henry
That was their downfall


Most infamous was Anne Boleyn
But from the start the couldn't win
Well, of course!
She was attractive to the king
But wouldn't love unless a queen
So a divorce!
She promised Henry a (8)________ heir
But had Elizabeth (9)________ red hair
"I (10)________ a little neck," she said
Right before (11)________ chopped her head


Henry, Henry, Henry
Had so many
Wives that had to die
Henry, Henry, Henry
Had so many
Only one survived
Six wives in all
Oh the things they could do
If they hadn't (12)______________ Henry
That was their downfall


Jane Seymour was the next to wed
Betrothed the day Anne lost her head
No one did mourn!
She loved the king and tried (13)________ might
And soon (14)________ to the king's (15)______________
A son was born!
Prince Edward was a true blessing
Long awaited by the king
But soon afterwards Jane would die
And (16)________ Henry was left to cry...


Henry, Henry, Henry
Had so many
Wives that had to die
Henry, Henry, Henry
Had so many
Only one survived
Six wives in all
Oh the things they could do
If they hadn't married Henry
That was their downfall
Anna of Cleves from Germany
Would be the next wife for Henry
She would not last!
A Lutheran princess though she be
He didn't like her face, you see
Annulment fast!
He nicknamed her the "Flanders Mare"
Divorced her (17)______________ a (18)________
She (19)____________ in (20)______________ and became
"The King's Belov'd Sister" in name


Henry, Henry, Henry
Had so many
Wives that had to die
Henry, Henry, Henry
Had so many
Only one survived
Six wives in all
Oh the things (21)________ could do
If (22)________ hadn't married Henry
That was their downfall


Henry would be wed again
To a cousin of Anne Boleyn
Kathryn Howard!
A "rose without a thorn", said he
But her affair (23)____________ her to be
Sent to the Tower!
Culpeper was her cousin dear
And her love, so it appeared
This was high treason and so Kate
Upon the (24)__________ did meet her fate!


Henry, Henry, (25)__________
Had so (26)________
Wives that had to die
Henry, Henry, Henry
Had so many
Only one survived
Six wives in all
Oh the things they could do
If they hadn't married Henry
That was their (27)________________


And now we sing of Kathrine Parr
The most kindly of wives by far
Number Six!
Cared for Elizabeth and Ed,
And old Henry's ulcered leg
He was sick!
After the king had passed away
She got remarried right away
But in a (28)________ she left this earth
Had some trouble (29)____________ birth
Henry, Henry, Henry
Had so (30)________
Wives that had to die
Henry, Henry, Henry
Had so many
Only one survived
Six wives in all
Oh the things they could do
If they hadn't married Henry
That was their downfall

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