Prehistoric ("Toxic" By Britney Spears) by History Teachers
Generic traits, herity
Changed over time
That’s the theory of Darwin
Evolution,
Australopithecus
Were earliest
Of those “southern apes”
Shortest and furriest
In Africa
Omnivorous
Two feet
On the ground
Bipedal species wondering all around
We’re related how?
Over ages of time they’re fossilized
Prehistoric
I’ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s the third of a human size
We’re related to you? Because you’re so prehistoric
We don’t look like you do, ‘cause you’re so prehistoric
Neanderthals
Would come along
A rival species
Only one was strong
Sapiens, sapiens
Survived to write this song
Found deep
In the ground
Anthropologists dig all around
You have the answer now?
When the C-14 data is analysed
Prehistoric, I’ve got to wonder
With a face that we barely recognise
We’re descended from you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
We don’t think like you do
Cause you’re so prehistoric (X2)
Over ages of time they’re fossilised
Prehistoric, I´ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s a third of the human size
We’re related to you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
It’s the Paleolithic way of life
Prehistoric gatherer-hunter
Through the blistering Ice Age we survived
And we owe it to you
Though you’re so prehistoric
Excavate you now
With the shovels now
I think I’m ready now
Excavate you now
With the shovels now
I think I’m ready now
Changed over time
That’s the theory of Darwin
Evolution,
Australopithecus
Were earliest
Of those “southern apes”
Shortest and furriest
In Africa
Omnivorous
Two feet
On the ground
Bipedal species wondering all around
We’re related how?
Over ages of time they’re fossilized
Prehistoric
I’ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s the third of a human size
We’re related to you? Because you’re so prehistoric
We don’t look like you do, ‘cause you’re so prehistoric
Neanderthals
Would come along
A rival species
Only one was strong
Sapiens, sapiens
Survived to write this song
Found deep
In the ground
Anthropologists dig all around
You have the answer now?
When the C-14 data is analysed
Prehistoric, I’ve got to wonder
With a face that we barely recognise
We’re descended from you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
We don’t think like you do
Cause you’re so prehistoric (X2)
Over ages of time they’re fossilised
Prehistoric, I´ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s a third of the human size
We’re related to you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
It’s the Paleolithic way of life
Prehistoric gatherer-hunter
Through the blistering Ice Age we survived
And we owe it to you
Though you’re so prehistoric
Excavate you now
With the shovels now
I think I’m ready now
Excavate you now
With the shovels now
I think I’m ready now