Prehistoric ("Toxic" By Britney Spears) by History Teachers
Generic traits, herity
Changed (1)________ time
That’s the theory of Darwin
Evolution,
Australopithecus
Were earliest
Of (2)__________ “southern apes”
Shortest and furriest
In Africa
Omnivorous
Two feet
On the ground
Bipedal species wondering all around
We’re related how?
Over (3)________ of (4)________ they’re fossilized
Prehistoric
I’ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s the third of a human size
We’re (5)______________ to you? Because you’re so prehistoric
We don’t (6)________ like you do, (7)________________ you’re so prehistoric
Neanderthals
Would (8)________ along
A rival species
Only one was strong
Sapiens, (9)______________
Survived to write (10)________ (11)________
Found deep
In the ground
Anthropologists dig all (12)____________
You (13)________ the (14)____________ now?
When the C-14 data is (15)________________
Prehistoric, I’ve got to wonder
With a face that we barely recognise
We’re (16)__________________ from you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
We don’t think like you do
Cause you’re so prehistoric (X2)
Over ages of (17)________ they’re fossilised
Prehistoric, I´ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s a (18)__________ of the human size
We’re related to you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
It’s the (19)______________________ way of life
Prehistoric gatherer-hunter
Through the (20)____________________ Ice Age we survived
And we owe it to you
Though you’re so prehistoric
Excavate you now
With the shovels now
I think I’m (21)__________ now
Excavate you now
With the shovels now
I (22)__________ I’m ready now
Changed (1)________ time
That’s the theory of Darwin
Evolution,
Australopithecus
Were earliest
Of (2)__________ “southern apes”
Shortest and furriest
In Africa
Omnivorous
Two feet
On the ground
Bipedal species wondering all around
We’re related how?
Over (3)________ of (4)________ they’re fossilized
Prehistoric
I’ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s the third of a human size
We’re (5)______________ to you? Because you’re so prehistoric
We don’t (6)________ like you do, (7)________________ you’re so prehistoric
Neanderthals
Would (8)________ along
A rival species
Only one was strong
Sapiens, (9)______________
Survived to write (10)________ (11)________
Found deep
In the ground
Anthropologists dig all (12)____________
You (13)________ the (14)____________ now?
When the C-14 data is (15)________________
Prehistoric, I’ve got to wonder
With a face that we barely recognise
We’re (16)__________________ from you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
We don’t think like you do
Cause you’re so prehistoric (X2)
Over ages of (17)________ they’re fossilised
Prehistoric, I´ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s a (18)__________ of the human size
We’re related to you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
It’s the (19)______________________ way of life
Prehistoric gatherer-hunter
Through the (20)____________________ Ice Age we survived
And we owe it to you
Though you’re so prehistoric
Excavate you now
With the shovels now
I think I’m (21)__________ now
Excavate you now
With the shovels now
I (22)__________ I’m ready now
Answers:
(1) over(2) those(3) ages(4) time(5) related(6) look(7) ‘cause(8) come(9) sapiens(10) this(11) song(12) around(13) have(14) answer(15) analysed(16) descended(17) time(18) third(19) Paleolithic(20) blistering(21) ready(22) think