Prehistoric ("Toxic" By Britney Spears) by History Teachers
Generic traits, herity
Changed over time
That’s the (1)____________ of Darwin
Evolution,
Australopithecus
Were earliest
Of those (2)______________________ apes”
Shortest and furriest
In Africa
Omnivorous
Two feet
On the ground
Bipedal (3)______________ wondering all (4)____________
We’re related how?
Over ages of time they’re fossilized
Prehistoric
I’ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s the third of a human size
We’re related to you? Because you’re so prehistoric
We don’t look (5)________ you do, (6)________________ you’re so (7)______________________
Neanderthals
Would come (8)__________
A (9)__________ species
Only one was strong
Sapiens, (10)______________
Survived to (11)__________ (12)________ (13)________
Found deep
In the ground
Anthropologists dig all around
You have the (14)____________ now?
When the C-14 data is analysed
Prehistoric, I’ve got to wonder
With a face that we barely recognise
We’re (15)__________________ (16)________ you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
We don’t think (17)________ you do
Cause you’re so (18)______________________ (X2)
Over ages of time they’re fossilised
Prehistoric, I´ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s a (19)__________ of the (20)__________ size
We’re (21)______________ to you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
It’s the (22)______________________ way of life
Prehistoric gatherer-hunter
Through the blistering Ice Age we survived
And we owe it to you
Though you’re so prehistoric
Excavate you now
With the shovels now
I think I’m (23)__________ now
Excavate you now
With the (24)______________ now
I think I’m (25)__________ now
Changed over time
That’s the (1)____________ of Darwin
Evolution,
Australopithecus
Were earliest
Of those (2)______________________ apes”
Shortest and furriest
In Africa
Omnivorous
Two feet
On the ground
Bipedal (3)______________ wondering all (4)____________
We’re related how?
Over ages of time they’re fossilized
Prehistoric
I’ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s the third of a human size
We’re related to you? Because you’re so prehistoric
We don’t look (5)________ you do, (6)________________ you’re so (7)______________________
Neanderthals
Would come (8)__________
A (9)__________ species
Only one was strong
Sapiens, (10)______________
Survived to (11)__________ (12)________ (13)________
Found deep
In the ground
Anthropologists dig all around
You have the (14)____________ now?
When the C-14 data is analysed
Prehistoric, I’ve got to wonder
With a face that we barely recognise
We’re (15)__________________ (16)________ you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
We don’t think (17)________ you do
Cause you’re so (18)______________________ (X2)
Over ages of time they’re fossilised
Prehistoric, I´ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s a (19)__________ of the (20)__________ size
We’re (21)______________ to you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
It’s the (22)______________________ way of life
Prehistoric gatherer-hunter
Through the blistering Ice Age we survived
And we owe it to you
Though you’re so prehistoric
Excavate you now
With the shovels now
I think I’m (23)__________ now
Excavate you now
With the (24)______________ now
I think I’m (25)__________ now
Answers:
(1) theory(2) “southern(3) species(4) around(5) like(6) ‘cause(7) prehistoric(8) along(9) rival(10) sapiens(11) write(12) this(13) song(14) answer(15) descended(16) from(17) like(18) prehistoric(19) third(20) human(21) related(22) Paleolithic(23) ready(24) shovels(25) ready