Prehistoric ("Toxic" By Britney Spears) by History Teachers
Generic traits, herity
Changed over time
That’s the (1)____________ of Darwin
Evolution,
Australopithecus
Were earliest
Of (2)__________ “southern apes”
Shortest and furriest
In Africa
Omnivorous
Two feet
On the ground
Bipedal (3)______________ (4)__________________ all around
We’re related how?
Over ages of (5)________ they’re fossilized
Prehistoric
I’ve got to wonder
With a (6)__________ that’s the (7)__________ of a human size
We’re (8)______________ to you? Because you’re so prehistoric
We don’t look (9)________ you do, ‘cause you’re so prehistoric
Neanderthals
Would come (10)__________
A (11)__________ species
Only one was strong
Sapiens, (12)______________
Survived to (13)__________ this song
Found deep
In the ground
Anthropologists dig all around
You (14)________ the answer now?
When the C-14 data is analysed
Prehistoric, I’ve got to wonder
With a (15)________ (16)________ we (17)____________ (18)__________________
We’re descended (19)________ you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
We don’t (20)__________ like you do
Cause you’re so (21)______________________ (X2)
Over ages of time they’re fossilised
Prehistoric, I´ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s a third of the human size
We’re (22)______________ to you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
It’s the (23)______________________ way of (24)________
Prehistoric gatherer-hunter
Through the (25)____________________ Ice Age we survived
And we owe it to you
Though you’re so (26)______________________
Excavate you now
With the shovels now
I (27)__________ I’m ready now
Excavate you now
With the (28)______________ now
I think I’m ready now
Changed over time
That’s the (1)____________ of Darwin
Evolution,
Australopithecus
Were earliest
Of (2)__________ “southern apes”
Shortest and furriest
In Africa
Omnivorous
Two feet
On the ground
Bipedal (3)______________ (4)__________________ all around
We’re related how?
Over ages of (5)________ they’re fossilized
Prehistoric
I’ve got to wonder
With a (6)__________ that’s the (7)__________ of a human size
We’re (8)______________ to you? Because you’re so prehistoric
We don’t look (9)________ you do, ‘cause you’re so prehistoric
Neanderthals
Would come (10)__________
A (11)__________ species
Only one was strong
Sapiens, (12)______________
Survived to (13)__________ this song
Found deep
In the ground
Anthropologists dig all around
You (14)________ the answer now?
When the C-14 data is analysed
Prehistoric, I’ve got to wonder
With a (15)________ (16)________ we (17)____________ (18)__________________
We’re descended (19)________ you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
We don’t (20)__________ like you do
Cause you’re so (21)______________________ (X2)
Over ages of time they’re fossilised
Prehistoric, I´ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s a third of the human size
We’re (22)______________ to you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
It’s the (23)______________________ way of (24)________
Prehistoric gatherer-hunter
Through the (25)____________________ Ice Age we survived
And we owe it to you
Though you’re so (26)______________________
Excavate you now
With the shovels now
I (27)__________ I’m ready now
Excavate you now
With the (28)______________ now
I think I’m ready now
Answers:
(1) theory(2) those(3) species(4) wondering(5) time(6) brain(7) third(8) related(9) like(10) along(11) rival(12) sapiens(13) write(14) have(15) face(16) that(17) barely(18) recognise(19) from(20) think(21) prehistoric(22) related(23) Paleolithic(24) life(25) blistering(26) prehistoric(27) think(28) shovels