Prehistoric ("Toxic" By Britney Spears) by History Teachers
Generic traits, herity
Changed over time
That’s the theory of Darwin
Evolution,
(1)________________________________
Were earliest
Of those “southern apes”
Shortest and furriest
In Africa
Omnivorous
Two feet
On the ground
Bipedal species wondering all around
We’re (2)______________ how?
Over ages of time they’re fossilized
Prehistoric
I’ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s the third of a human size
We’re related to you? Because you’re so prehistoric
We don’t look like you do, (3)________________ you’re so prehistoric
Neanderthals
Would come along
A rival species
Only one was strong
Sapiens, sapiens
Survived to write (4)________ song
Found deep
In the ground
Anthropologists dig all around
You have the answer now?
When the C-14 data is analysed
Prehistoric, I’ve got to wonder
With a face that we (5)____________ recognise
We’re descended from you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
We don’t think like you do
Cause you’re so prehistoric (X2)
Over ages of time they’re (6)____________________
Prehistoric, I´ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s a (7)__________ of the human size
We’re related to you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
It’s the Paleolithic way of life
Prehistoric gatherer-hunter
Through the blistering Ice Age we survived
And we owe it to you
Though you’re so prehistoric
Excavate you now
With the (8)______________ now
I think I’m ready now
Excavate you now
With the (9)______________ now
I think I’m ready now
Changed over time
That’s the theory of Darwin
Evolution,
(1)________________________________
Were earliest
Of those “southern apes”
Shortest and furriest
In Africa
Omnivorous
Two feet
On the ground
Bipedal species wondering all around
We’re (2)______________ how?
Over ages of time they’re fossilized
Prehistoric
I’ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s the third of a human size
We’re related to you? Because you’re so prehistoric
We don’t look like you do, (3)________________ you’re so prehistoric
Neanderthals
Would come along
A rival species
Only one was strong
Sapiens, sapiens
Survived to write (4)________ song
Found deep
In the ground
Anthropologists dig all around
You have the answer now?
When the C-14 data is analysed
Prehistoric, I’ve got to wonder
With a face that we (5)____________ recognise
We’re descended from you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
We don’t think like you do
Cause you’re so prehistoric (X2)
Over ages of time they’re (6)____________________
Prehistoric, I´ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s a (7)__________ of the human size
We’re related to you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
It’s the Paleolithic way of life
Prehistoric gatherer-hunter
Through the blistering Ice Age we survived
And we owe it to you
Though you’re so prehistoric
Excavate you now
With the (8)______________ now
I think I’m ready now
Excavate you now
With the (9)______________ now
I think I’m ready now
Answers:
(1) Australopithecus(2) related(3) ‘cause(4) this(5) barely(6) fossilised(7) third(8) shovels(9) shovels