by Jonathan Coulton

Heya Tom, it's Bob from the (1)____________ down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing (2)________ (3)________ OK for me
Except (4)________ I'm a (5)____________ now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I (6)__________ for all of us when I say I understand
Why you (7)__________ might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI
you're all gonna die screaming
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's (8)__________ eat your eyes
All we (9)________ to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
I don't want to nitpick, Tom
But is this really your plan?
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now
But someday you'll be out of (10)________ and guns
And then you'll have to make the call
I'm not surprised to see
You haven't thought it through enough
You never had the (11)________ for all that
Bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I do
And I plan on eating you slowly
All we (12)________ to do is eat (13)________ brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we (14)________ to do is eat your brains
We're at an (15)______________ here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come (16)____________ and eat your brains
I'd like to (17)________ you Tom
In any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
I'm not a monster Tom
Well, (18)______________________ I am
I guess I am

I've got another meeting Tom
Maybe we could wrap it up
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll (19)____________ back to my colleagues
Who (20)________ chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for (21)________ time
I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put (22)________ thing to bed
When I bash your head open
All we (23)________ to do is eat (24)________ brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat (25)________ eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come (26)____________ and eat (27)________ brains

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