by Jonathan Coulton

Heya Tom, it's Bob from the (1)____________ down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing have (2)________ OK for me
Except (3)________ I'm a zombie now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you (4)__________ might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI
you're all gonna die screaming
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's (5)__________ eat your eyes
All we (6)________ to do is eat (7)________ brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you (8)________ up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
I don't want to nitpick, Tom
But is this (9)____________ your plan?
To spend (10)________ whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now
But someday you'll be out of food and guns
And then you'll (11)________ to make the call
I'm not surprised to see
You haven't thought it (12)______________ enough
You never had the head for all that
Bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I do
And I (13)________ on eating you slowly
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all (14)________ (15)____________ and eat your brains
I'd like to help you Tom
In any way I can
I (16)________ appreciate the way you're (17)______________ (18)________ me
I'm not a (19)______________ Tom
Well, technically I am
I guess I am

I've got (20)______________ meeting Tom
Maybe we (21)__________ wrap it up
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues
Who (22)________ chewing on the doors
I guess we'll (23)__________ this for now
I'm glad to see you take (24)________________________ (25)__________________ well
Thank you for your time
I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all (26)________ inside and eat your brains

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