by Jonathan Coulton

Heya Tom, it's Bob (1)________ the office (2)________ the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing have been OK for me
Except that I'm a (3)____________ now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might (4)________________ to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI
you're all (5)__________ die screaming
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an (6)______________ here
Maybe we (7)____________ compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat (8)________ brains
I don't want to nitpick, Tom
But is (9)________ (10)____________ your plan?
To spend your (11)__________ life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now
But (12)______________ you'll be out of food and guns
And then you'll have to make the call
I'm not surprised to see
You haven't thought it (13)______________ enough
You never had the head for all that
Bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I do
And I (14)________ on eating you slowly
All we (15)________ to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come (16)____________ and eat your brains
I'd like to (17)________ you Tom
In any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
I'm not a monster Tom
Well, technically I am
I guess I am

I've got another meeting Tom
Maybe we could (18)________ it up
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues
Who were chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take (19)________________________ (20)__________________ well
Thank you for your time
I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put (21)________ (22)__________ to bed
When I bash your head open
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat (23)________ brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we (24)____________ compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat (25)________ brains

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