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Teddy Picker by Arctic Monkeys

Despair to the point where (1)________ provoke
The (2)__________________ (3)____________ they have told the joke
The sheer desperation to be seen
Staring at the (4)____________________ screen
Despair up to the point where (5)________ provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
But sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top 100 list
And it's the thousandth time that it's (6)________ bolder
Don't be (7)__________________ when you get bent over
They (8)________ you
But you (9)________ gagging for it

She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't (10)________ it seemed
The (11)________ all dream of making it, whatever (12)________ means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
D'you reckon (13)________ they do it for a joke?
D'you reckon that they (14)________ them take an oath
That (15)__________ We are defenders
Of any poseur or (16)________________________ pretender around

When did your list (17)______________ the twist and turn?
Like the fist replace the kiss-on concern
And if you're bothered
I don't want your prayers
Save it for the (18)______________ after

And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They (19)________ ya
But you (20)________ gagging for it

Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can i have it quicker?
Already thick, can you get in thicker
Let's have a game on the (21)__________ Picker
Not (22)__________ enough can i (23)________ it quicker?
Already thick, can you get in thicker
'Cos you meant that all things are equal
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you
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