Teddy Picker by Arctic Monkeys
Despair to the point where (1)________ provoke
The punchline (2)____________ they have told the joke
The sheer desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen
Despair up to the point (3)__________ (4)________ provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
But sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top 100 list
And it's the (5)____________________ time that it's (6)________ bolder
Don't be surprised when you get (7)________ over
They told you
But you (8)________ gagging for it
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all (9)__________ of making it, (10)________________ that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
D'you (11)____________ that they do it for a joke?
D'you reckon that they make them take an oath
That (12)__________ We are defenders
Of any (13)____________ or professional (14)__________________ around
When did (15)________ list replace the twist and turn?
Like the fist replace the kiss-on concern
And if you're bothered
I don't want (16)________ prayers
Save it for the morning after
And it's the (17)____________________ (18)________ that it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get (19)________ over
They told ya
But you were (20)______________ for it
Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick (21)____________ can i (22)________ it quicker?
Already thick, can you get in thicker
Let's (23)________ a game on the (24)__________ Picker
Not quick enough can i have it quicker?
Already thick, can you get in thicker
'Cos you meant that all things are equal
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you
The punchline (2)____________ they have told the joke
The sheer desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen
Despair up to the point (3)__________ (4)________ provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
But sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top 100 list
And it's the (5)____________________ time that it's (6)________ bolder
Don't be surprised when you get (7)________ over
They told you
But you (8)________ gagging for it
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all (9)__________ of making it, (10)________________ that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
D'you (11)____________ that they do it for a joke?
D'you reckon that they make them take an oath
That (12)__________ We are defenders
Of any (13)____________ or professional (14)__________________ around
When did (15)________ list replace the twist and turn?
Like the fist replace the kiss-on concern
And if you're bothered
I don't want (16)________ prayers
Save it for the morning after
And it's the (17)____________________ (18)________ that it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get (19)________ over
They told ya
But you were (20)______________ for it
Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick (21)____________ can i (22)________ it quicker?
Already thick, can you get in thicker
Let's (23)________ a game on the (24)__________ Picker
Not quick enough can i have it quicker?
Already thick, can you get in thicker
'Cos you meant that all things are equal
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you
Answers:
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