Red Solo Cup by Toby Keith

Now red solo cup (1)________ the best receptacle
From barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals
And you, sir, do not (2)________ a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinking from glass
Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable
In fourteen years, (3)________ are decomposable
And, unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
Freddie Mac can kiss my ass, woo!
Red (4)________ cup, I fill you up
Let's (5)________ a party, let's (6)________ a party
I (7)________ you red solo cup, I lift you up
Proceed to party, (8)______________ to party
Now I really love how you're easy to stack
But I really hate how you're easy to crack
Cause when beer runs down in front of my pack
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky
But I (9)________ to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admiring at how sharply my first name is written
On you (10)________ a Sharpie (11)________ I get to hitting
On them, to (12)________ me get lucky
Red (13)________ cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
But only you red will do for this fellow
Cause you are the (14)____________ into my Costello
And you are the (15)__________ to my Loom
Red solo cup, you're more (16)________ just plastic
You're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
When I (17)________ at you and say:
"Red solo cup, you're not (18)________ a cup
(No, no, no, God no)
You're my friend, yeah (Lifelong)
Thank you for being my friend"
Red (19)________ cup, I (20)________ you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I (21)________ you red solo cup, I (22)________ you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's (23)________ a party, let's have a party
Let's have a party
Red solo cup, I lift you up
Let's (24)________ a party, proceed to party
Solo cup, solo cup, solo cup...

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