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Major-General's Song by Gilbert And Sullivan

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I am the very (1)__________ of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England
And I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
(Hmm, lot of news.... Got it!)
With many cheerful facts
About the square of the hypotenuse
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I'm very good at integral and (2)________________________ calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
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I know our mythic history
King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
I answer (3)________ acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In (4)____________ I can (5)__________ peculiarities parabolous
I can tell undoubted
Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies
I (6)________ the croaking chorus
From The Frogs of Aristophanes
Then I can hum a fugue
Of which I've heard the music's din afore
(Ooh, din afore, din afore... Got it!)
And whistle all the airs
From that infernal nonsense Pinafore
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Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you (7)__________ (8)____________ of Caractacus's uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very (9)__________ of a modern Major-General
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In fact
When I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at (10)__________ a (11)____________ rifle (12)________ a javelin
When (13)________ (14)______________ as sorties
And surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely
What is meant by "commissariat"
When I have learnt
What progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, (15)________ I've a smattering of elemental strategy
(Oh, that's a hard one, strategy... Got it!)
You'll say a (16)____________ Major-General has (17)__________ sat a-gee
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For my military knowledge
Though I'm plucky and adventury
Has (18)________ been brought down
To the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
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(One more time?!)
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In fact
When I (19)________ what is (20)__________ by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at sight a Mauser (21)__________ from a javelin
When such affairs as sorties
And surprises I'm more wary at
And (22)________ I (23)________ precisely
What is meant by "commissariat"
When I have learnt
What progress has (24)________ made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics (25)________ a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General has (26)__________ rode a horse!
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For my military knowledge
Though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down
To the beginning of the century
But still, in (27)______________ vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General!
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Answers:
(1) model(2) differential(3) hard(4) conics(5) floor(6) know(7) every(8) detail(9) model(10) sight(11) Mauser(12) from(13) such(14) affairs(15) when(16) better(17) never(18) only(19) know(20) meant(21) rifle(22) when(23) know(24) been(25) than(26) never(27) matters