Major-General's Song by Gilbert And Sullivan

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I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England
And I (1)__________ the fights historical
From (2)________________ to Waterloo, in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I (3)____________________ equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming (4)________ a lot o' news
(Hmm, lot of news.... Got it!)
With many (5)________________ facts
About the square of the hypotenuse
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I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of (6)____________ animalculous
In short, in (7)______________ vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the (8)________ model of a (9)____________ Major-General
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I know our mythic history
King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
I answer (10)________ acrostics, I've a (11)____________ taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous
I can tell undoubted
Raphaels from (12)____________ Dows and Zoffanies
I know the croaking chorus
From The Frogs of Aristophanes
Then I can hum a fugue
Of which I've heard the music's din afore
(Ooh, din afore, din afore... Got it!)
And whistle all the airs
From (13)________ (14)________________ nonsense Pinafore
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Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform
In short, in (15)______________ vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very (16)__________ of a (17)____________ Major-General
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In fact
When I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can (18)________ at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin
When (19)________ affairs as sorties
And surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely
What is (20)__________ by "commissariat"
When I (21)________ learnt
What progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a (22)____________ in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
(Oh, that's a hard one, strategy... Got it!)
You'll say a (23)____________ Major-General has never sat a-gee
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For my military knowledge
Though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down
To the beginning of the century
But still, in (24)______________ vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
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(One more time?!)
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In fact
When I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at sight a Mauser (25)__________ (26)________ a javelin
When such affairs as sorties
And surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely
What is meant by "commissariat"
When I have learnt
What progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I (27)________ more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General has never (28)________ a horse!
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For my military knowledge
Though I'm (29)____________ and adventury
Has only been brought down
To the (30)__________________ of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General!
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