The Angry Birds Rap by Bshap

And we're launchin'
And were crashin'
Let's hit the pigs 'til they all go pop
We're the best birds
But we're angry
If you take our eggs
We're never gonna stop
Every theme and level
We will get three stars and set you straight
Maybe find a golden egg
And win until the next update
Screw the pigs, screw the pigs
They're wearin' helmets, hardhats, usin' tricks
Fake mustaches and green skin
It don't matter cos I know I'm gonna win
Birds on my side, they're pretty fly
Launch 'em in the air, the pigs cant hide
It's totally fair, you took our eggs like a spy
And besides I got my finger as a guide
Touch the screen, the birds are angry, mean
They don't stop on Christmas or Halloween
They're always gonna switch to a different theme
They're definitely makin' up the greatest team
Got that slingshot and pull it back
Aim for the right spot then attack
You took our eggs, that was wack
And if you do it again, were comin' back
But sometimes you pigs just won't go
Always come again like 4 in a row
We gotta get 'em to stop cos they will overflow
Say goodbye, no hello
Stop your (1)______________ and stop the snatchin'
We don't have eggs so we don't have hatchin'
Get ready for the birds who are so diverse
Let's talk about them in the next verse
And we're launchin'
And were crashin'
Let's hit the (2)________ 'til they all go pop
We're the best birds
But we're angry
If you take our eggs
We're never gonna stop
Every theme and level
We will get three stars and set you straight
Maybe find a golden
And win until the next update
Black and yellow, red, white and blue
Even (3)__________ is a color thrown in there too
A little behind?
Well then let's go (4)______________ all words
And the birds that are gonna help you
The red bird, the first one you meet
The first bird to tweet, and the first defeat
So take your seat, watch the bird compete
Even though it's petite
It is elite
It's a basic bird, who's not goin' unheard
Doesn't have a power, ain't that absurd?
But still the red one can be lots of fun
'Cos then we get a home run and the pigs are done
Look up in the sky and you will see blue
'Cos after the red this bird had a debut
Is my vision blurred? What's that I see?
Looks like that bird just became three
Yeah that's right, 'cos blue came to fight
Bringin' all the class and breakin' all the glass
Never runnin' out of gas, don't need a pass
Getting' every pig, (5)________ the last
You can call them as bird 1 bird 2
So don't forget it say, "I heard you"
The best and the baddest birds will now arrive
There is no way those pigs will survive
And we're launchin'
And were crashin'
Let's hit the pigs 'til they all go pop
We're the best birds
But we're angry
If you take our eggs we're never gonna stop
Every theme and level
We will get three stars and set you straight
Maybe find a golden egg
And win until the next update
So the next fellow makes pigs get mangled
After gettin' hit by the yellow triangle
Lightning fast and the (6)__________ will increase
On 1, 2, 3, release
So its up in the air and the time is just right
You give a little tap for the speed of light
This chick's angry not polite
Breaks through wood, it don't bite
If you're lookin' for blast, take this road
There's a bird that's black, likes to explode
It cracked the code to make the pigs erode
Help us get back the eggs back that we're owed
From black to white
This bird is droppin' one last egg right top
And I really don't get why they're droppin' eggs though
If you want them back, why let them go?
Now the green bird always wants to hang
Cos it was one of the last ones that was in the gang
Oh no, too far this bird has sprang
But it's comin' right back like a boomerang
The last bird's red and you stretch it out
Has an angry (7)________ that makes you shout
Breakin' everything that is in its route
They smell fear with a green pig snout
And we're launchin'
And were crashin'
Let's hit the pigs 'til they all go pop
We're the best birds
But we're angry
If you take our eggs
We're never gonna stop
Every (8)__________ and level
We will get three stars and set you straight
Maybe (9)________ a golden egg
And win until the next update
And we're launchin'
And were crashin'
Let's hit the pigs 'til they all go pop
We're the best birds
But we're angry
If you take our eggs
We're never gonna stop
Every theme and level
We will get three stars and set you straight
Maybe find a golden egg
And win until the (10)________ update
And the Mighty Eagle, I forgot about that one
Sorry

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