My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought something (1)________ you last week
And (2)________ very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, it´s completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll (3)________ you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few (4)__________ spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. (5)__________ (6)__________ that.

Well, is there anything I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well could be an (7)______________________ issue.
Where´d you (8)__________ the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try using a mouse
To drag the (9)____________________ to the trash
Then after you’ve done that,
You (10)__________ (11)__________ launch
The (12)____________________ from the desktop.

Well, I’ve (13)______________ (14)__________ that a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the latest (15)____________________ coming in then.
Well, could you give me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that date in my diary.
Anything else I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a problem to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve (16)______________ out two new apples since then!
What’s the problem with it?
Well, I’m trying to put my (17)____________ in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is your dongle?
Well I don’t know much about these things
But my wife´s seen a few dongles in her time
And she says a (18)____________ bit on the small side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do about that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything (19)________ I can (20)________ you with?
Well, funnily enough, yes.
My grandson’s birthday is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an (21)__________ and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got (22)________________ (23)________ he (24)__________ (25)________ like?
Well we’re doing a special on these.
I can’t (26)________ head or tail of them.
But the kids seem to (27)________ them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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