My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought (1)__________________ from you last week
And I´m very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, it´s completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll (2)________ you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few (3)__________ spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. Sorry (4)__________ that.

Well, is (5)__________ anything I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well could be an (6)______________________ issue.
Where´d you store the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try (7)__________ a mouse
To (8)________ the blackberry to the trash
Then after you’ve done that,
You might wanna launch
The blackberry from the desktop.

Well, I’ve already tried (9)________ a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it might be worth waiting a (10)____________ of weeks,
They´ve got the latest blackberry (11)____________ in then.
Well, (12)__________ you (13)________ me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that (14)________ in my diary.
Anything else I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a problem to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new apples (15)__________ then!
What’s the problem (16)________ it?
Well, I’m trying to put my (17)____________ in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is your dongle?
Well I don’t (18)________ (19)________ about these things
But my wife´s seen a few (20)______________ in her time
And she says a little bit on the small side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do (21)__________ that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can help you with?
Well, (22)______________ enough, yes.
My grandson’s birthday is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an apple and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got (23)________________ else he might just like?
Well we’re doing a (24)______________ on these.
I can’t (25)________ head or (26)________ of them.
But the (27)________ seem to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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