My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought something from you last week
And I´m (1)________ disappointed
Oh yeah? (2)______________ the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, (3)__________ completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. (4)__________ about that.

Well, is there (5)________________ I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well could be an application issue.
Where´d you (6)__________ the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try using a mouse
To drag the blackberry to the trash
Then (7)__________ you’ve (8)________ that,
You might wanna launch
The (9)____________________ (10)________ the desktop.

Well, I’ve already tried that a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the latest (11)____________________ coming in then.
Well, could you (12)________ me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that date in my diary.
Anything (13)________ I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a problem to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new apples since then!
What’s the problem with it?
Well, I’m trying to put my (14)____________ in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is (15)________ dongle?
Well I don’t know much (16)__________ these things
But my wife´s (17)________ a few dongles in her time
And she says a little bit on the (18)__________ side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do (19)__________ that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can help you with?
Well, (20)______________ enough, yes.
My grandson’s (21)________________ is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s (22)______________ got an apple and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got anything (23)________ he might just like?
Well we’re (24)__________ a special on these.
I can’t make head or tail of them.
But the (25)________ seem to (26)________ them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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