My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought something from you last week
And I´m very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, it´s completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. Sorry (1)__________ that.

Well, is there anything I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well could be an application issue.
Where´d you (2)__________ the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try (3)__________ a mouse
To (4)________ the (5)____________________ to the trash
Then (6)__________ you’ve done that,
You (7)__________ (8)__________ launch
The blackberry (9)________ the desktop.

Well, I’ve (10)______________ tried (11)________ a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it (12)__________ be worth (13)______________ a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the latest blackberry coming in then.
Well, could you (14)________ me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that (15)________ in my diary.
Anything else I can (16)________ you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a problem to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new apples since then!
What’s the problem with it?
Well, I’m (17)____________ to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is your dongle?
Well I don’t know (18)________ (19)__________ these things
But my wife´s (20)________ a few dongles in her time
And she says a little bit on the small side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do about that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can help you with?
Well, funnily enough, yes.
My grandson’s (21)________________ is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an apple and a blackberry.
I mean, (22)________ you got anything else he might (23)________ like?
Well we’re doing a (24)______________ on these.
I can’t make head or tail of them.
But the (25)________ seem to (26)________ them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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