My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I (1)____________ (2)__________________ from you last week
And I´m very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my (3)____________________ is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, it´s completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll (4)________ you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. (5)__________ about that.

Well, is there anything I can do
To get my (6)____________________ working?
Well could be an application issue.
Where´d you (7)__________ the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you (8)__________ try (9)__________ a mouse
To drag the (10)____________________ to the trash
Then after you’ve done that,
You (11)__________ wanna launch
The blackberry from the desktop.

Well, I’ve already tried that a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the (12)____________ blackberry (13)____________ in then.
Well, could you give me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put (14)________ (15)________ in my diary.
Anything else I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a problem to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new (16)____________ since then!
What’s the (17)______________ with it?
Well, I’m trying to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is your dongle?
Well I don’t know much about (18)__________ things
But my wife´s seen a few dongles in her time
And she says a (19)____________ bit on the small side.
Well, (20)________ afraid there’s not a lot I can do about that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can (21)________ you with?
Well, funnily enough, yes.
My grandson’s birthday is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s (22)______________ got an apple and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got anything else he might (23)________ like?
Well we’re doing a (24)______________ on these.
I can’t make head or tail of them.
But the kids (25)________ to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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