Celebrity by Brad Paisley

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Someday I'm gonna be famous
Do I have talent, well, no
These days you don't really (1)________ it
Thanks to reality shows
Can't Wait to (2)________ a supermodel
Can't Wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to (3)__________ a Ferrari
On my way to rehab....
'Cause when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
You' can act just (4)________ a fool
People think you're cool
Just (5)__________ your on T.V.

I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't (6)________ how I (7)________ it
They say I've gone insane
I'll (8)__________ it on the fame
And the pressures that it (9)________ with
Being a Celebrity
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I get to cry to Barbara Walters
When things don't go my way
I'll get community service
No matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids
They'll write some awful stuff
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But the more they run my (10)________ down
The (11)________ my price (12)________ up
When you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just (13)__________ your on T.V.
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I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that (14)____________ (15)________ a month
When they go (16)________ the drain
I'll (17)__________ it on fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a Celebrity
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So let's hitch up the wagons and (18)________ out west
To the (19)________ of fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelors
Jackass Millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we come!
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Yeah, (20)________ you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter (21)________ you do
People think you're cool
Just (22)__________ you're on T.V.
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I can throw major fits
When my (23)__________ isn't just how I (24)________ it
They say I've (25)________ insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the (26)__________________ that it goes with
Being a Celebrity
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Yeah! Celebrity...
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