Celebrity by Brad Paisley

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Someday I'm gonna be famous
Do I have talent, well, no
These days you don't really need it
Thanks to reality shows
Can't (1)________ to date a supermodel
Can't Wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab....
'Cause (2)________ you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
You' can act just (3)________ a fool
People think you're cool
Just cause your on T.V.

I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the (4)__________________ that it goes with
Being a Celebrity
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I get to cry to Barbara Walters
When (5)____________ don't go my way
I'll get community service
No matter (6)__________ law I break
I'll (7)________ the supermarket tabloids
They'll (8)__________ some awful stuff
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But the (9)________ they run my (10)________ down
The (11)________ my price (12)________ up
When you're a Celebrity
It's (13)__________ reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just (14)__________ your on T.V.
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I can fall in and out of love
Have (15)__________________ that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on fame
And say it's (16)________ so tough
Being a Celebrity
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So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelors
Jackass Millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we come!
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Yeah, when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter (17)________ you do
People think you're cool
Just (18)__________ you're on T.V.
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I can throw major fits
When my (19)__________ isn't (20)________ how I like it
They say I've gone insane
I'll (21)__________ it on the fame
And the pressures that it (22)________ with
Being a Celebrity
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Yeah! Celebrity...
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