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Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Who gives a (1)________ (2)__________ an Oxford comma?

I've seen (3)__________ (4)______________ dramas too

They're cruel

So if there's any other way

To spell the word

It's fine with me, with me



Why would you speak to me that way

Especially (5)________ I (6)____________ said (7)________ I

Haven't got the (8)__________ for you

All your diction (9)________________ with disdain

Through the pain

I always (10)________ the truth



Who (11)__________ a (12)________ (13)__________ an Oxford comma?

I climbed to (14)____________________ too

I did

I met the highest lama

His accent sounded fine

To me, to me



Check (15)________ handbook

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your boyfriend, (16)____________ other guys



Why (17)__________ you lie about how much coal you have?

Why would you lie about (18)__________________ dumb (19)________ that?

Why (20)__________ you lie about anything at all?

First the window, (21)________ it's to the wall

Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth



Check your passport

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your butler, unlike other guys

Why (22)__________ you lie about how much coal you have?

Why would you lie about (23)__________________ (24)________ like that?

Why would you lie about anything at all?

First the window, (25)________ it's through the wall

Why would you tape my conversations?

Show your paintings

At the United Nations

Lil' Jon, he (26)____________ (27)__________ the truth
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