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Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Who (1)__________ a (2)________ about an Oxford comma?

I've seen (3)__________ (4)______________ dramas too

They're cruel

So if there's any (5)__________ way

To spell the word

It's (6)________ with me, with me



Why (7)__________ you speak to me (8)________ way

Especially when I always said that I

Haven't got the words for you

All your diction (9)________________ with disdain

Through the pain

I (10)____________ tell the truth



Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

I (11)______________ to (12)____________________ too

I did

I met the highest lama

His accent sounded fine

To me, to me



Check your handbook

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your boyfriend, unlike (13)__________ guys



Why (14)__________ you lie (15)__________ how much (16)________ you have?

Why would you lie about something dumb like that?

Why (17)__________ you lie about anything at all?

First the window, (18)________ it's to the wall

Lil' Jon, he (19)____________ tells the truth



Check your passport

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your butler, unlike other guys

Why would you lie about how (20)________ (21)________ you have?

Why would you lie about something dumb like that?

Why would you lie about (22)________________ at all?

First the window, then it's (23)______________ the wall

Why would you tape my conversations?

Show (24)________ paintings

At the (25)____________ Nations

Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth
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