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Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Who (1)__________ a (2)________ (3)__________ an Oxford comma?

I've (4)________ those English dramas too

They're cruel

So if there's any other way

To spell the word

It's (5)________ (6)________ me, with me



Why (7)__________ you speak to me (8)________ way

Especially (9)________ I always said that I

Haven't got the words for you

All your diction dripping (10)________ disdain

Through the pain

I always (11)________ the truth



Who gives a (12)________ about an (13)____________ comma?

I climbed to Dharamsala too

I did

I met the (14)______________ lama

His accent (15)______________ fine

To me, to me



Check your handbook

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on (16)________ lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your boyfriend, (17)____________ other guys



Why (18)__________ you lie about how much (19)________ you have?

Why would you lie about something dumb like that?

Why would you lie about anything at all?

First the window, then it's to the wall

Lil' Jon, he (20)____________ (21)__________ the truth



Check (22)________ passport

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know (23)________ butler, unlike other guys

Why would you lie about how much coal you have?

Why (24)__________ you lie about something dumb like that?

Why would you lie (25)__________ (26)________________ at all?

First the window, then it's through the wall

Why would you tape my conversations?

Show your paintings

At the United Nations

Lil' Jon, he (27)____________ tells the truth
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