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Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Who gives a (1)________ about an Oxford comma?

I've (2)________ those English dramas too

They're cruel

So if there's any (3)__________ way

To (4)__________ the word

It's (5)________ with me, with me



Why would you speak to me that way

Especially (6)________ I (7)____________ said (8)________ I

Haven't got the words for you

All your (9)______________ (10)________________ with disdain

Through the pain

I always tell the truth



Who (11)__________ a (12)________ about an Oxford comma?

I climbed to Dharamsala too

I did

I met the (13)______________ lama

His accent sounded fine

To me, to me



Check your handbook

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys



Why would you lie about how much coal you have?

Why would you lie (14)__________ something dumb like that?

Why would you lie (15)__________ (16)________________ at all?

First the window, (17)________ it's to the wall

Lil' Jon, he always (18)__________ the truth



Check (19)________ passport

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know (20)________ butler, (21)____________ (22)__________ guys

Why would you lie (23)__________ how much coal you have?

Why (24)__________ you lie about something dumb like that?

Why would you lie (25)__________ anything at all?

First the window, then it's through the wall

Why would you tape my conversations?

Show your paintings

At the United Nations

Lil' Jon, he always (26)__________ the truth
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