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Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Who gives a (1)________ about an (2)____________ comma?

I've seen (3)__________ English (4)____________ too

They're cruel

So if there's any other way

To spell the word

It's fine (5)________ me, with me



Why would you (6)__________ to me (7)________ way

Especially when I always said that I

Haven't got the (8)__________ for you

All your diction dripping with disdain

Through the pain

I always tell the truth



Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

I climbed to Dharamsala too

I did

I met the highest lama

His accent (9)______________ fine

To me, to me



Check (10)________ handbook

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know (11)________ boyfriend, unlike other guys



Why would you lie (12)__________ how (13)________ coal you have?

Why would you lie about (14)__________________ dumb like that?

Why (15)__________ you lie about anything at all?

First the window, (16)________ it's to the wall

Lil' Jon, he always (17)__________ the truth



Check your passport

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know (18)________ butler, unlike (19)__________ guys

Why would you lie (20)__________ how (21)________ coal you have?

Why would you lie about something (22)________ like that?

Why would you lie about anything at all?

First the window, then it's (23)______________ the wall

Why (24)__________ you tape my conversations?

Show your paintings

At the United Nations

Lil' Jon, he (25)____________ tells the truth
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