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Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Who gives a (1)________ about an Oxford comma?

I've seen those (2)______________ (3)____________ too

They're cruel

So if there's any other way

To (4)__________ the word

It's fine with me, with me



Why would you speak to me that way

Especially when I always said that I

Haven't got the words for you

All your diction dripping with disdain

Through the pain

I always (5)________ the truth



Who gives a (6)________ (7)__________ an (8)____________ comma?

I (9)______________ to (10)____________________ too

I did

I met the highest lama

His accent sounded fine

To me, to me



Check your handbook

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your boyfriend, unlike (11)__________ guys



Why would you lie about how (12)________ coal you have?

Why (13)__________ you lie about something dumb (14)________ that?

Why would you lie about (15)________________ at all?

First the window, then it's to the wall

Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth



Check your passport

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your butler, unlike (16)__________ guys

Why would you lie about how much coal you have?

Why (17)__________ you lie about (18)__________________ dumb (19)________ that?

Why would you lie about (20)________________ at all?

First the window, then it's through the wall

Why (21)__________ you (22)________ my conversations?

Show your paintings

At the United Nations

Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth
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