Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

I've seen those English dramas too

They're cruel

So if there's any other way

To spell the word

It's fine with me, (1)________ me



Why would you speak to me that way

Especially (2)________ I always (3)________ (4)________ I

Haven't got the words for you

All (5)________ (6)______________ dripping (7)________ disdain

Through the pain

I (8)____________ tell the truth



Who (9)__________ a fuck about an Oxford comma?

I climbed to Dharamsala too

I did

I met the (10)______________ lama

His accent (11)______________ fine

To me, to me



Check your handbook

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your boyfriend, unlike (12)__________ guys



Why would you lie about how much (13)________ you have?

Why would you lie (14)__________ (15)__________________ dumb (16)________ that?

Why would you lie (17)__________ anything at all?

First the window, then it's to the wall

Lil' Jon, he always (18)__________ the truth



Check (19)________ passport

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your butler, unlike other guys

Why (20)__________ you lie about how (21)________ coal you have?

Why would you lie (22)__________ something dumb like that?

Why would you lie about anything at all?

First the window, (23)________ it's (24)______________ the wall

Why (25)__________ you tape my conversations?

Show your paintings

At the United Nations

Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

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