Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Who gives a (1)________ (2)__________ an Oxford comma?

I've seen those English dramas too

They're cruel

So if there's any other way

To spell the word

It's fine (3)________ me, (4)________ me



Why would you (5)__________ to me that way

Especially (6)________ I always (7)________ (8)________ I

Haven't got the (9)__________ for you

All (10)________ diction dripping with disdain

Through the pain

I always (11)________ the truth



Who (12)__________ a fuck about an Oxford comma?

I climbed to Dharamsala too

I did

I met the highest lama

His accent (13)______________ fine

To me, to me



Check your handbook

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys



Why would you lie about how much coal you have?

Why (14)__________ you lie about something dumb like that?

Why (15)__________ you lie about anything at all?

First the window, then it's to the wall

Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth



Check (16)________ passport

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your butler, unlike other guys

Why would you lie about how much (17)________ you have?

Why would you lie about something dumb (18)________ that?

Why (19)__________ you lie (20)__________ anything at all?

First the window, (21)________ it's through the wall

Why (22)__________ you (23)________ my conversations?

Show your paintings

At the United Nations

Lil' Jon, he (24)____________ (25)__________ the truth

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