Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' through the (1)________ streets
And a man (2)__________ up to me
And hands me the (3)____________ energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you (4)____________ me
I (5)__________ it on the ground
You must (6)__________ I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of the system
Man! Pump that garbage in another man's face
I go to my (7)________________ hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You come here all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! (8)________ I look like? A charity case?"
I (9)________ it and threw it on the ground!

I don't (10)________ (11)________ handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's (12)____________ with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her (13)________ phone, (14)________ it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a (15)________ phone!
I (16)__________ it on the ground!
What, you (17)__________ I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some (18)__________ hands me cake at a birthday party
What you want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy (19)________________ to the ground!
I (20)__________ the (21)________ of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So many (22)____________ to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult!
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out (23)________ had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
I (24)________ to the ground
The (25)______________ didn't let up
Tasin' on my (26)________________ over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

Man!

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