Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' (1)______________ the (2)________ streets
And a man walks up to me
And hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not (3)__________ let you (4)____________ me
I threw it on the ground
You must (5)__________ I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of the system
Man! Pump (6)________ garbage in another man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the (7)________ said
"You come (8)________ all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!

I don't need your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's market (9)________ my so (10)____________ girlfriend
She hands me her (11)________ phone, (12)________ it's my dad
Man, (13)________ ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I (14)__________ it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some poser hands me cake at a (15)________________ party
What you want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the (16)________ word, jackass!
So many things to (17)__________ on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult!
Two Hollywood phonies try to (18)________ me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody (19)__________ your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And (20)________ tased me in the butthole
I fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my (21)________________ (22)________ and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My (23)________________ was on fire
The moral of the (24)__________ is
You can't trust the system

Man!

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