Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' through the (1)________ streets
And a man walks up to me
And hands me the latest (2)____________ drink
"Run faster, (3)________ higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you (4)____________ me
I (5)__________ it on the ground
You (6)________ (7)__________ I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of the system
Man! (8)________ that garbage in another man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You come here all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I (9)________ like? A charity case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!

I don't (10)________ your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, (11)________ it's my dad
Man, (12)________ ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some poser hands me (13)________ at a (14)________________ party
What you want me to do (15)________ this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I (16)__________ the (17)________ of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So (18)________ (19)____________ to (20)__________ on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and (21)________ this
I'm an adult!
Two (22)__________________ phonies try to (23)________ me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants (24)________ autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they (25)__________ me in the butthole
I fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My (26)________________ was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

Man!

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