Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' through the (1)________ streets
And a man (2)__________ up to me
And (3)__________ me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, (4)________ higher"
Man, I'm not (5)__________ let you (6)____________ me
I (7)__________ it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of the system
Man! (8)________ that (9)______________ in (10)______________ man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You come here all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! (11)________ I look like? A (12)______________ case?"
I (13)________ it and threw it on the ground!

I don't need your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's (14)____________ with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her (15)________ phone, says it's my dad
Man, (16)________ ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I (17)__________ it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a (18)________ of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
What you want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy (19)________________ to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult!
Two (20)__________________ phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody (21)__________ (22)________ autograph, phonies!
Then the two (23)______________ got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they (24)__________ me in the butthole
I fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The (25)__________ of the story is
You can't trust the system

Man!

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