Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' (1)______________ the (2)________ streets
And a man walks up to me
And hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not (3)__________ let you poison me
I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't (4)__________ be part of the system
Man! (5)________ that (6)______________ in another man's face
I go to my (7)________________ hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You (8)________ (9)________ all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A (10)______________ case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!

I don't need your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She (11)__________ me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I (12)__________ it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some (13)__________ hands me (14)________ at a birthday party
What you want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy (15)________________ to the ground!
I (16)__________ the (17)________ of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So (18)________ things to (19)__________ on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult!
Two Hollywood phonies try to (20)________ me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody (21)__________ your autograph, phonies!
Then the two (22)______________ got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
I fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the (23)__________ is
You can't trust the system

Man!

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