Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me
And hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of the system
Man! Pump that garbage in (1)______________ man's face
I go to my (2)________________ hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You come here all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and (3)__________ it on the ground!

I don't need (4)________ handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's market with my so (5)____________ girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
What you want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the (6)________ of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So many things to (7)__________ on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult!
Two Hollywood phonies try to (8)________ me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
I fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my (9)________________ over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

Man!

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