Ironic by Alanis Morrisete

(Hey yeah yeah...)

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in (1)________ Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on your weddin' day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice (2)________ you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He (3)____________ his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well, isn't (4)________ nice...
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on your weddin' day
It's a free (5)________ when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Well (6)________ has a funny way
Of sneakin' up on you
When you think everything's okay
And everything's goin' right, right...
And life has a funny way
Nobody helpin' you out
When you think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten (7)________________ spoons
When all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And (8)________ meetin' his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
A little too ironic
And yeah, I really do think
It's like rain on your weddin' day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures...
And your life has a funny way
Of (9)________________ up on you
Life has a funny, funny way
Of helping you out
Helping you out

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