Ironic by Alanis Morrisete

(Hey yeah yeah...)

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and (1)________ the (2)________ day
It's a (3)__________ fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two (4)______________ too late
Isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's (5)________ rain on your weddin' day
It's a free ride (6)________ you've (7)______________ paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. (8)________ It (9)________ was (10)____________ to fly
He packed his (11)________________ and kissed his (12)________ goodbye
He (13)____________ his (14)__________ damn (15)________ to (16)________ that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well, isn't this nice...
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on your weddin' day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Well life has a funny way
Of sneakin' up on you
When you think everything's okay
And everything's goin' right, right...
And life has a funny way
Nobody helpin' you out
When you think everything's gone wrong
And (17)____________________ (18)__________ up in your face
A traffic jam when you're (19)______________ late
A no smoking (20)________ on (21)________ (22)__________________ break
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meetin' his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
A little too ironic
And yeah, I (23)____________ do think
It's like (24)________ on (25)________ weddin' day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures...
And your life has a funny way
Of (26)________________ up on you
Life has a funny, funny way
Of helping you out
Helping you out

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