Ironic by Alanis Morrisete

(Hey yeah yeah...)

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row (1)____________ two (2)______________ too late
Isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like (3)________ on (4)________ weddin' day
It's a (5)________ (6)________ when you've already paid
It's the good advice (7)________ you (8)________ didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He (9)____________ his whole damn life to (10)________ (11)________ flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well, isn't this nice...
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on your weddin' day
It's a (12)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the (13)________ (14)____________ that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Well (15)________ has a (16)__________ way
Of sneakin' up on you
When you (17)__________ everything's okay
And everything's goin' right, right...
And life has a funny way
Nobody helpin' you out
When you think everything's gone wrong
And (18)____________________ blows up in your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no smoking sign on (19)________ (20)__________________ break
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meetin' his (21)__________________ wife
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
A little too ironic
And yeah, I really do think
It's like (22)________ on your weddin' day
It's a free ride when you've (23)______________ paid
It's the (24)________ advice that you (25)________ didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures...
And your life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way
Of helping you out
Helping you out

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