Ironic by Alanis Morrisete
(Hey yeah yeah...)
An old man (1)____________ ninety-eight
He won the (2)______________ and died the next day
It's a (3)__________ fly in your Chardonnay
It's a (4)__________ row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on your weddin' day
It's a free (5)________ when you've (6)______________ paid
It's the (7)________ (8)____________ that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Play It (9)________ was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his (10)________ goodbye
He waited his whole (11)________ life to take (12)________ flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well, isn't (13)________ nice...
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on (14)________ weddin' day
It's a (15)________ (16)________ (17)________ you've already paid
It's the good advice (18)________ you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Well life has a funny way
Of sneakin' up on you
When you (19)__________ everything's okay
And everything's goin' right, right...
And life has a (20)__________ way
Nobody helpin' you out
When you (21)__________ everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no smoking sign on your (22)__________________ break
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meetin' his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
A little too ironic
And yeah, I really do think
It's like rain on your weddin' day
It's a free (23)________ (24)________ you've (25)______________ paid
It's the good advice that you (26)________ didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures...
And your life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, (27)__________ way
Of helping you out
Helping you out
An old man (1)____________ ninety-eight
He won the (2)______________ and died the next day
It's a (3)__________ fly in your Chardonnay
It's a (4)__________ row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on your weddin' day
It's a free (5)________ when you've (6)______________ paid
It's the (7)________ (8)____________ that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Play It (9)________ was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his (10)________ goodbye
He waited his whole (11)________ life to take (12)________ flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well, isn't (13)________ nice...
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on (14)________ weddin' day
It's a (15)________ (16)________ (17)________ you've already paid
It's the good advice (18)________ you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Well life has a funny way
Of sneakin' up on you
When you (19)__________ everything's okay
And everything's goin' right, right...
And life has a (20)__________ way
Nobody helpin' you out
When you (21)__________ everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no smoking sign on your (22)__________________ break
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meetin' his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
A little too ironic
And yeah, I really do think
It's like rain on your weddin' day
It's a free (23)________ (24)________ you've (25)______________ paid
It's the good advice that you (26)________ didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures...
And your life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, (27)__________ way
Of helping you out
Helping you out
Answers:
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