Ironic by Alanis Morrisete

(Hey yeah yeah...)

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a (1)__________ fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's (2)________ rain on (3)________ weddin' day
It's a (4)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the (5)________ advice that you (6)________ didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. (7)________ It Safe was (8)____________ to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the (9)__________ crashed down he thought
Well, isn't this nice...
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like (10)________ on your weddin' day
It's a (11)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice (12)________ you (13)________ didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Well life has a funny way
Of sneakin' up on you
When you think everything's okay
And everything's goin' right, right...
And life has a funny way
Nobody helpin' you out
When you think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no smoking sign on (14)________ cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you (15)________ is a knife
It's (16)______________ the man of my dreams
And then meetin' his (17)__________________ wife
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
A (18)____________ too ironic
And yeah, I really do think
It's (19)________ rain on your weddin' day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice (20)________ you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures...
And your life has a (21)__________ way
Of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way
Of helping you out
Helping you out

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