Ironic by Alanis Morrisete

(Hey yeah yeah...)

An old man (1)____________ ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the (2)________ day
It's a black fly in (3)________ Chardonnay
It's a (4)__________ row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on your weddin' day
It's a (5)________ ride (6)________ you've already paid
It's the (7)________ advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was (8)____________ to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole (9)________ life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well, isn't (10)________ nice...
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on (11)________ weddin' day
It's a free ride when you've (12)______________ paid
It's the (13)________ advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Well life has a (14)__________ way
Of sneakin' up on you
When you think everything's okay
And everything's goin' right, right...
And life has a funny way
Nobody helpin' you out
When you think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no smoking (15)________ on your cigarette break
It's (16)________ ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meetin' his (17)__________________ wife
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
A little too ironic
And yeah, I really do think
It's (18)________ rain on your weddin' day
It's a (19)________ ride (20)________ you've already paid
It's the good (21)____________ that you (22)________ didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures...
And your life has a funny way
Of (23)________________ up on you
Life has a funny, funny way
Of helping you out
Helping you out

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