Ironic by Alanis Morrisete

(Hey yeah yeah...)

An old man (1)____________ ninety-eight
He won the lottery and (2)________ the (3)________ day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's (4)________ rain on your weddin' day
It's a free ride (5)________ you've already paid
It's the good advice that you (6)________ didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He (7)____________ his whole (8)________ life to (9)________ that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well, isn't this nice...
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on (10)________ weddin' day
It's a free (11)________ (12)________ you've already paid
It's the (13)________ (14)____________ that you (15)________ didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Well life has a funny way
Of sneakin' up on you
When you think everything's okay
And everything's goin' right, right...
And life has a funny way
Nobody helpin' you out
When you think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face
A traffic jam (16)________ you're (17)______________ late
A no (18)______________ sign on (19)________ cigarette break
It's (20)________ ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meetin' his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
A (21)____________ too ironic
And yeah, I really do think
It's like rain on (22)________ weddin' day
It's a free ride when you've (23)______________ paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures...
And your (24)________ has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way
Of (25)______________ you out
Helping you out

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