Ironic by Alanis Morisette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and (1)________ the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice (2)________ you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
And isn't it ironic,l don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's (3)________ and everything's going right
And (4)________ has a funny way of helping you out when
You (5)__________ everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then (6)______________ his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think
A little too ironic, and yeah I (7)____________ do think

It's (8)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, (9)________ has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny way of helping you out
(10)______________ you out.

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