Ironic by Alanis Morisette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the (1)______________ and died the next day
It's a (2)__________ fly in your Chardonnay
It's a (3)__________ row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a (4)________ ride when you've (5)______________ paid
It's the (6)________ (7)____________ that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He (8)____________ his suitcase and (9)____________ his kids good-bye
He waited his (10)__________ (11)________ (12)________ to (13)________ that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
And isn't it ironic,l don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good (14)____________ that you (15)________ didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's (16)________ and everything's going right
And life has a (17)__________ way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything (18)__________ up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking (19)________ on your cigarette break
It's (20)________ 10,000 (21)____________ when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think
A little too ironic, and yeah I (22)____________ do think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a (23)________ (24)________ when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you (25)________ didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, life has a funny way of (26)________________ up on you
And life has a funny way of helping you out
Helping you out.

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