Ironic by Alanis Morisette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the (1)______________ and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride (2)________ you've (3)______________ paid
It's the (4)________ advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Play It (5)________ was afraid to fly
He packed his (6)________________ and kissed his (7)________ good-bye
He waited his (8)__________ damn (9)________ to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
And isn't it ironic,l don't you think

It's (10)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a (11)________ (12)________ (13)________ you've already paid
It's the good (14)____________ (15)________ you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's (16)__________ right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In (17)________ face

A (18)______________ jam (19)________ you're already late
A no-smoking sign on (20)________ cigarette break
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And (21)________ meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It's (22)________ rain on (23)________ (24)______________ day
It's a free (25)________ when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, life has a (26)__________ way of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny way of helping you out
Helping you out.

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