Ironic by Alanis Morisette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the (1)________ day
It's a black fly in (2)________ Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two (3)______________ too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think

It's (4)________ (5)________ on your wedding day
It's a (6)________ (7)________ when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you (8)________ didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Play It (9)________ was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He (10)____________ his whole (11)________ life to take that flight
And as the plane (12)______________ (13)________ he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
And isn't it ironic,l don't you think

It's (14)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a (15)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the (16)________ advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a (17)__________ way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like 10,000 (18)____________ when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then (19)______________ his (20)__________________ wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It's like (21)________ on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've (22)______________ paid
It's the good (23)____________ (24)________ you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, (25)________ has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny way of (26)______________ you out
(27)______________ you out.

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