Ironic by Alanis Morisette
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the (1)______________ and died the next day
It's a black fly in (2)________ Chardonnay
It's a (3)__________ row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think
It's (4)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a (5)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures
Mr. (6)________ It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed (7)________ he thought
"Well, isn't (8)________ nice."
And isn't it ironic,l don't you think
It's (9)________ (10)________ on (11)________ wedding day
It's a free ride (12)________ you've (13)______________ paid
It's the good advice that you (14)________ didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures
Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's (15)__________ right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone (16)__________ and everything (17)__________ up
In your face
A (18)______________ jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your (19)__________________ break
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his (20)__________________ wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think
It's like (21)________ on your wedding day
It's a (22)________ ride (23)________ you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures
Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And (24)________ has a funny way of helping you out
(25)______________ you out.
He won the (1)______________ and died the next day
It's a black fly in (2)________ Chardonnay
It's a (3)__________ row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think
It's (4)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a (5)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures
Mr. (6)________ It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed (7)________ he thought
"Well, isn't (8)________ nice."
And isn't it ironic,l don't you think
It's (9)________ (10)________ on (11)________ wedding day
It's a free ride (12)________ you've (13)______________ paid
It's the good advice that you (14)________ didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures
Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's (15)__________ right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone (16)__________ and everything (17)__________ up
In your face
A (18)______________ jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your (19)__________________ break
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his (20)__________________ wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think
It's like (21)________ on your wedding day
It's a (22)________ ride (23)________ you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures
Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And (24)________ has a funny way of helping you out
(25)______________ you out.
Answers:
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