Ironic by Alanis Morissette
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the (1)________ day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row (2)____________ two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think
It's like (3)________ on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to (4)________ that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the (5)________ advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Well life has a funny way of (6)________________ up on you
When you (7)__________ everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A 'No Smoking' sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten (8)________________ spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...
It's like rain on (9)________ wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
He won the lottery and died the (1)________ day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row (2)____________ two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think
It's like (3)________ on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to (4)________ that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the (5)________ advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Well life has a funny way of (6)________________ up on you
When you (7)__________ everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A 'No Smoking' sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten (8)________________ spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...
It's like rain on (9)________ wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
Answers:
(1) next(2) pardon(3) rain(4) take(5) good(6) sneaking(7) think(8) thousand(9) your