Ironic by Alanis Morissette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a (1)__________ row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's (2)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride (3)________ you've (4)______________ paid
It's the good advice (5)________ you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He (6)____________ his (7)________________ and kissed his kids good-bye
He (8)____________ his (9)__________ damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't (10)________ nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's like rain on (11)________ wedding day
It's a (12)________ ride (13)________ you've already paid
It's the good advice (14)________ you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of (15)______________ you out when
You think everything's gone (16)__________ and (17)____________________ blows up in your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A 'No Smoking' sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons (18)________ all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's (19)________ (20)________ on your wedding day
It's a (21)________ ride when you've (22)______________ paid
It's the (23)________ advice that you (24)________ didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, (25)__________ way of (26)______________ you out
Helping you out

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