Ironic by Alanis Morissette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the (1)______________ and died the (2)________ day
It's a (3)__________ fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's (4)________ rain on your (5)______________ day
It's a free ride when you've (6)______________ paid
It's the good advice (7)________ you (8)________ didn't take
Who would've (9)______________ ... it figures

Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He (10)____________ his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole (11)________ life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't (12)________ nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's (13)________ rain on your (14)______________ day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the (15)________ advice (16)________ you (17)________ didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Well life has a (18)__________ way of (19)________________ up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And (20)________ has a funny way of (21)______________ you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything (22)__________ up in your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A 'No Smoking' sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a (23)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the (24)________ advice (25)________ you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Life has a funny way of (26)________________ up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of (27)______________ you out
Helping you out

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