I Am The Walrus by The Beatles
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your (1)________ grow long
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Mister city, policeman sitting, pretty little (2)__________________ in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how (3)________ run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
Yellow (4)____________ custard dripping (5)________ a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, (6)________________________ priestess
Boy, you've (7)________ a naughty girl, you let (8)________ (9)________________ down
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan from (10)________________ in the English rain
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you (11)__________ the Joker laughs at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they smile (12)________ (13)________ in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should've seen (14)________ kicking (15)__________ Allan Poe
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (16)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (17)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (18)________ joompah…
[Here's the (19)______________________ that occurs at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'
King Lear Act Four, Scene 6, lines 249-259:]
Oswald: Slave, (20)________ hast (21)__________ me. Villain, take my purse.
If ever (22)________ wilt thrive, bury my body
And (23)________ the letters which you find'st about me
To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. (24)________ him out
Upon the English party. O, (25)________________ death!
Death! [He dies]
Edgar: I know thee well: a (26)______________________ villain, As duteous to the vices of thy (27)________________ As (28)______________ (29)__________ desire.
Gloucester: What, is he dead?
Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your (1)________ grow long
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Mister city, policeman sitting, pretty little (2)__________________ in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how (3)________ run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
Yellow (4)____________ custard dripping (5)________ a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, (6)________________________ priestess
Boy, you've (7)________ a naughty girl, you let (8)________ (9)________________ down
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan from (10)________________ in the English rain
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you (11)__________ the Joker laughs at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they smile (12)________ (13)________ in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should've seen (14)________ kicking (15)__________ Allan Poe
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (16)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (17)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (18)________ joompah…
[Here's the (19)______________________ that occurs at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'
King Lear Act Four, Scene 6, lines 249-259:]
Oswald: Slave, (20)________ hast (21)__________ me. Villain, take my purse.
If ever (22)________ wilt thrive, bury my body
And (23)________ the letters which you find'st about me
To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. (24)________ him out
Upon the English party. O, (25)________________ death!
Death! [He dies]
Edgar: I know thee well: a (26)______________________ villain, As duteous to the vices of thy (27)________________ As (28)______________ (29)__________ desire.
Gloucester: What, is he dead?
Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]
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