I Am The Walrus by The Beatles
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like (1)________ from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, (2)____________ bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Mister city, policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
Yellow matter (3)______________ (4)________________ (5)________ a (6)________ dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, (7)________________________ priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Sitting in an English garden, (8)______________ for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan (9)________ standing in the (10)______________ rain
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the (11)__________ (12)____________ at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they smile like (13)________ in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should've (14)________ them kicking Edgar (15)__________ Poe
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (16)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (17)__________ it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah…
[Here's the Shakespeare that occurs at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'
King Lear Act Four, Scene 6, lines 249-259:]
Oswald: Slave, thou hast slain me. Villain, (18)________ my purse.
If ever thou wilt thrive, (19)________ my body
And give the letters which you find'st about me
To Edmund, (20)________ of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the English party. O, untimely death!
Death! [He dies]
Edgar: I know (21)________ well: a (22)______________________ villain, As duteous to the vices of thy mistress As (23)______________ (24)__________ desire.
Gloucester: What, is he dead?
Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]
See how they run like (1)________ from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, (2)____________ bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Mister city, policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
Yellow matter (3)______________ (4)________________ (5)________ a (6)________ dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, (7)________________________ priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Sitting in an English garden, (8)______________ for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan (9)________ standing in the (10)______________ rain
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the (11)__________ (12)____________ at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they smile like (13)________ in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should've (14)________ them kicking Edgar (15)__________ Poe
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (16)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (17)__________ it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah…
[Here's the Shakespeare that occurs at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'
King Lear Act Four, Scene 6, lines 249-259:]
Oswald: Slave, thou hast slain me. Villain, (18)________ my purse.
If ever thou wilt thrive, (19)________ my body
And give the letters which you find'st about me
To Edmund, (20)________ of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the English party. O, untimely death!
Death! [He dies]
Edgar: I know (21)________ well: a (22)______________________ villain, As duteous to the vices of thy mistress As (23)______________ (24)__________ desire.
Gloucester: What, is he dead?
Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]
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