I Am The Walrus by The Beatles

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how (1)________ fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid (2)____________ Tuesday
Man, you've been a (3)______________ boy, you let (4)________ face grow long

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob

Mister city, policeman sitting, (5)____________ (6)____________ policemen in a row
See how (7)________ fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how (8)________ run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing

Yellow (9)____________ custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob

Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob

Expert texpert, (10)______________ smokers
Don't you think the (11)__________ laughs at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard (12)________________ up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary (13)______________ singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, (14)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (15)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah…

[Here's the Shakespeare (16)________ (17)____________ at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'

King (18)________ Act Four, Scene 6, lines 249-259:]

Oswald: Slave, (19)________ (20)________ slain me. Villain, take my purse.
If ever thou wilt thrive, (21)________ my body
And give the letters which you find'st about me
To Edmund, (22)________ of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the English party. O, untimely death!
Death! [He dies]

Edgar: I know thee (23)__________ a serviceable villain, As (24)______________ to the vices of thy mistress As badness would desire.

Gloucester: What, is he dead?

Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]

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