I Am The Walrus by The Beatles
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run (1)________ pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid (2)____________ Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your (3)________ grow long
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Mister city, policeman sitting, pretty (4)____________ (5)__________________ in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
Yellow matter custard dripping (6)________ a (7)________ dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, (8)________________________ priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the Joker (9)____________ at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they (10)__________ like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing (11)________ Krishna
Man, you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (12)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (13)__________ it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (14)__________ it up (15)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah…
[Here's the Shakespeare that (16)____________ at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'
King Lear Act Four, (17)__________ 6, lines 249-259:]
Oswald: Slave, thou (18)________ (19)__________ me. Villain, (20)________ my purse.
If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body
And give the letters which you find'st about me
To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. (21)________ him out
Upon the English party. O, untimely death!
Death! [He dies]
Edgar: I know (22)________ (23)__________ a serviceable villain, As duteous to the (24)__________ of thy mistress As badness would desire.
Gloucester: What, is he dead?
Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]
See how they run (1)________ pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid (2)____________ Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your (3)________ grow long
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Mister city, policeman sitting, pretty (4)____________ (5)__________________ in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
Yellow matter custard dripping (6)________ a (7)________ dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, (8)________________________ priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the Joker (9)____________ at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they (10)__________ like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing (11)________ Krishna
Man, you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (12)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (13)__________ it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (14)__________ it up (15)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah…
[Here's the Shakespeare that (16)____________ at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'
King Lear Act Four, (17)__________ 6, lines 249-259:]
Oswald: Slave, thou (18)________ (19)__________ me. Villain, (20)________ my purse.
If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body
And give the letters which you find'st about me
To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. (21)________ him out
Upon the English party. O, untimely death!
Death! [He dies]
Edgar: I know (22)________ (23)__________ a serviceable villain, As duteous to the (24)__________ of thy mistress As badness would desire.
Gloucester: What, is he dead?
Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]
Answers:
(1) like(2) bloody(3) face(4) little(5) policemen(6) from(7) dead(8) pornographic(9) laughs(10) smile(11) Hare(12) your(13) stick(14) stick(15) your(16) occurs(17) Scene(18) hast(19) slain(20) take(21) Seek(22) thee(23) well:(24) vices