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I Am The Walrus by The Beatles

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, (1)____________ bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let (2)________ face grow long

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob

Mister city, policeman sitting, (3)____________ (4)____________ policemen in a row
See how (5)________ fly like (6)________ in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing

Yellow matter (7)______________ dripping (8)________ a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, (9)________________________ priestess
Boy, you've been a (10)______________ girl, you let your knickers down

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob

Sitting in an (11)______________ garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan (12)________ standing in the (13)______________ rain

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob

Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the Joker laughs at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard climbing up the (14)____________ Tower
Elementary penguin (15)______________ Hare Krishna
Man, you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, (16)__________ it up (17)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, (18)__________ it up (19)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (20)__________ it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (21)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah…

[Here's the Shakespeare that occurs at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'

King Lear Act Four, Scene 6, lines 249-259:]

Oswald: Slave, thou (22)________ slain me. Villain, take my purse.
If ever thou wilt thrive, (23)________ my body
And (24)________ the letters which you find'st about me
To Edmund, (25)________ of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the English party. O, (26)________________ death!
Death! [He dies]

Edgar: I (27)________ thee (28)__________ a serviceable villain, As (29)______________ to the vices of thy mistress As badness would desire.

Gloucester: What, is he dead?

Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]
Answers:
(1) stupid(2) your(3) pretty(4) little(5) they(6) Lucy(7) custard(8) from(9) pornographic(10) naughty(11) English(12) from(13) English(14) Eiffel(15) singing(16) stick(17) your(18) stick(19) your(20) stick(21) your(22) hast(23) bury(24) give(25) Earl(26) untimely(27) know(28) well:(29) duteous