I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the best (1)____________ to grace Hampden Park?
Who sold the razor that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you were (2)__________ here
How many cars have been (3)____________ in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do (4)______________ smoke?
How do you stand on your head and drink beer?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the others just scoff
I've lost my bounce (5)______________ you to bounce off
Who ran the 21th four-minute mile?
Who (6)________ a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What does a seeker of truth hope to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for (7)______________ the others (8)________ scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
How can you tell (9)________ a sloth is relaxed?
How can you sleep (10)________ your woodwork unwaxed?
When will my five o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you were still here

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