I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two (1)________________ on the Ark?
Who's the best winger to grace (2)______________ Park?
Who sold the razor that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the (3)__________________ if you were still here
How (4)________ cars have been stolen in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do (5)______________ smoke?
How do you stand on your (6)________ and drink beer?
I'd ask the (7)__________________ if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've (8)____________ found
If I look for answers the others (9)________ scoff
I've lost my (10)____________ without you to bounce off
Who ran the (11)________ four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What does a seeker of (12)__________ hope to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you (13)________ (14)__________ here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for (15)______________ the (16)____________ just scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to (17)____________ off
How can you (18)________ (19)________ a (20)__________ is relaxed?
How can you sleep with your (21)________________ unwaxed?
When will my (22)________ o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you (23)________ (24)__________ here

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