I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the (1)________ winger to grace (2)______________ Park?
Who sold the razor (3)________ cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the (4)__________________ if you (5)________ still here
How (6)________ cars (7)________ been stolen in Stoke?
Which (8)__________ of cigarettes do beagles smoke?
How do you (9)__________ on your head and drink beer?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for (10)______________ the (11)____________ just scoff
I've lost my bounce (12)______________ you to bounce off
Who ran the 21th four-minute mile?
Who (13)________ a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What (14)________ a (15)____________ of truth hope to hear?
I'd ask the (16)__________________ if you were (17)__________ here
But you're not around
And I've (18)____________ found
If I (19)________ for (20)______________ the (21)____________ just scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
How can you (22)________ (23)________ a sloth is relaxed?
How can you sleep with your woodwork unwaxed?
When will my (24)________ o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you were (25)__________ here

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