I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the (1)________ winger to grace Hampden Park?
Who sold the (2)__________ (3)________ cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you (4)________ still here
How many (5)________ have (6)________ stolen in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do beagles smoke?
How do you stand on (7)________ (8)________ and (9)__________ beer?
I'd ask the (10)__________________ if you (11)________ (12)__________ here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the others (13)________ scoff
I've (14)________ my bounce without you to (15)____________ off
Who ran the (16)________ four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered (17)__________ revile?
What does a seeker of (18)__________ (19)________ to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've (20)____________ found
If I look for (21)______________ the others (22)________ scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
How can you tell (23)________ a sloth is relaxed?
How can you sleep with your woodwork unwaxed?
When (24)________ my five o'clock (25)____________ appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you were still here

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