I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two (1)________________ on the Ark?
Who's the best winger to (2)__________ Hampden Park?
Who sold the (3)__________ that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you were (4)__________ here
How many cars have been stolen in Stoke?
Which (5)__________ of cigarettes do beagles smoke?
How do you stand on (6)________ head and drink beer?
I'd ask the (7)__________________ if you (8)________ (9)__________ here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the (10)____________ (11)________ scoff
I've lost my (12)____________ without you to (13)____________ off
Who ran the 21th four-minute mile?
Who (14)________ a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What does a (15)____________ of truth (16)________ to hear?
I'd ask the (17)__________________ if you were (18)__________ here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I (19)________ for answers the others just scoff
I've lost my bounce (20)______________ you to (21)____________ off
How can you tell (22)________ a sloth is relaxed?
How can you sleep with your woodwork unwaxed?
When will my five o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you were still here

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