I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the best (1)____________ to grace (2)______________ Park?
Who (3)________ the razor (4)________ cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you (5)________ (6)__________ here
How many cars have (7)________ (8)____________ in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do (9)______________ smoke?
How do you (10)__________ on your head and drink beer?
I'd ask the questions if you (11)________ still here
But you're not around
And I've (12)____________ found
If I look for answers the (13)____________ just scoff
I've (14)________ my (15)____________ (16)______________ you to bounce off
Who ran the (17)________ four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What does a (18)____________ of (19)__________ hope to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you (20)________ (21)__________ here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I (22)________ for answers the others (23)________ scoff
I've lost my (24)____________ (25)______________ you to bounce off
How can you tell when a (26)__________ is relaxed?
How can you sleep with your woodwork unwaxed?
When will my five o'clock (27)____________ appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the (28)__________________ if you were (29)__________ here

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