I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two (1)________________ on the Ark?
Who's the best winger to grace (2)______________ Park?
Who sold the razor (3)________ cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
How many cars have been stolen in Stoke?
Which brand of (4)____________________ do beagles smoke?
How do you stand on your (5)________ and (6)__________ beer?
I'd ask the questions if you were (7)__________ here
But you're not around
And I've (8)____________ found
If I look for (9)______________ the (10)____________ (11)________ scoff
I've lost my (12)____________ (13)______________ you to bounce off
Who ran the 21th four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What does a seeker of (14)__________ (15)________ to hear?
I'd ask the (16)__________________ if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I (17)________ for (18)______________ the others (19)________ scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
How can you tell when a (20)__________ is relaxed?
How can you sleep with your (21)________________ unwaxed?
When (22)________ my five o'clock (23)____________ appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you (24)________ still (25)________

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