I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two (1)________________ on the Ark?
Who's the (2)________ winger to grace Hampden Park?
Who sold the razor that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you (3)________ still here
How many cars have (4)________ stolen in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do (5)______________ smoke?
How do you stand on your head and (6)__________ beer?
I'd ask the (7)__________________ if you were (8)__________ here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the others (9)________ scoff
I've (10)________ my bounce without you to bounce off
Who ran the (11)________ four-minute mile?
Who (12)________ a bad-tempered (13)__________ revile?
What does a seeker of truth hope to hear?
I'd ask the (14)__________________ if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the (15)____________ (16)________ scoff
I've lost my (17)____________ without you to bounce off
How can you (18)________ (19)________ a (20)__________ is relaxed?
How can you (21)__________ with your (22)________________ unwaxed?
When will my five o'clock (23)____________ appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you were (24)__________ (25)________

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