I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two (1)________________ on the Ark?
Who's the best winger to grace Hampden Park?
Who sold the (2)__________ that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
How (3)________ (4)________ have (5)________ (6)____________ in Stoke?
Which (7)__________ of cigarettes do beagles smoke?
How do you stand on your head and drink beer?
I'd ask the questions if you (8)________ still here
But you're not around
And I've (9)____________ found
If I (10)________ for answers the (11)____________ just scoff
I've (12)________ my bounce without you to (13)____________ off
Who ran the (14)________ four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What does a seeker of truth (15)________ to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were (16)__________ here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the others just scoff
I've lost my bounce (17)______________ you to (18)____________ off
How can you (19)________ when a sloth is relaxed?
How can you sleep with your woodwork unwaxed?
When (20)________ my five o'clock (21)____________ appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the (22)__________________ if you (23)________ still (24)________

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