I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the best (1)____________ to grace Hampden Park?
Who sold the razor that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
How many cars (2)________ been stolen in Stoke?
Which (3)__________ of (4)____________________ do beagles smoke?
How do you stand on your (5)________ and (6)__________ beer?
I'd ask the questions if you (7)________ still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for (8)______________ the others just scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
Who ran the 21th four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered (9)__________ revile?
What (10)________ a (11)____________ of truth (12)________ to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you (13)________ still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I (14)________ for (15)______________ the others just scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to (16)____________ off
How can you tell when a (17)__________ is relaxed?
How can you (18)__________ (19)________ (20)________ (21)________________ unwaxed?
When will my five o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the (22)__________________ if you were still (23)________

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