I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the best winger to (1)__________ Hampden Park?
Who sold the (2)__________ that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you were (3)__________ here
How many cars have been stolen in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do beagles smoke?
How do you (4)__________ on your head and (5)__________ beer?
I'd ask the (6)__________________ if you (7)________ (8)__________ here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I (9)________ for answers the (10)____________ (11)________ scoff
I've (12)________ my bounce (13)______________ you to (14)____________ off
Who ran the 21th four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What (15)________ a seeker of (16)__________ hope to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for (17)______________ the (18)____________ just scoff
I've (19)________ my bounce (20)______________ you to bounce off
How can you (21)________ when a sloth is relaxed?
How can you sleep with your woodwork unwaxed?
When will my (22)________ o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you were still (23)________

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