I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the best winger to grace Hampden Park?
Who (1)________ the razor that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the (2)__________________ if you were still here
How many cars have been stolen in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do (3)______________ smoke?
How do you (4)__________ on your head and drink beer?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the others just scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
Who ran the (5)________ four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered (6)__________ revile?
What does a seeker of truth hope to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the others (7)________ scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
How can you tell when a sloth is relaxed?
How can you sleep (8)________ (9)________ woodwork unwaxed?
When will my five o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you were still here

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