The Bidding by Tally Hall

I've (1)________ (2)________________ in a (3)__________________ box,
Spending every dollar at the liquor shop,
And (4)________ though I (5)________ I haven't got a lot
I try to give you (6)________ (7)__________ the day you drop.

I've been training like a Pavlov dog,
Sent my (8)________________________ out to (9)________ a hike.
All you got to do is activate my bell,
And I'll (10)__________ you anything you like

Going once,
Going twice,
Every man here has a price.
Over where,
Over there,
Sold to not a (11)____________ (12)________ in here

I've been here like a thousand times,
Dated every woman in the atmosphere.
I've (13)________ to every continent,
Broken all the hearts in (14)__________ hemisphere,
And if I'm not the (15)________ of guy you like to circumvent,
Just remember not to love me when I disappear

I graduated at the top,
I (16)________ to (17)________ advantage of the bourgeoisie,
So if you have a fantasy of (18)__________ a queen,
Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me.

Going once,
Going Twice,
Won't (19)__________ gentlemen suffice?
Any here,
Any there,
Any motions any where.

Going twice,
Going thrice,
Guess this (20)__________ we'll go four (21)__________ a lady,

I promise I'll be all you'll need,
Ever need,
You'll never (22)________ to shop around.
- Don't (23)________ around.
And I'll (24)________ you all you'll ever need,
Ever need.
Don't worry; I will (25)__________ let you down,
Let you down,
Don't worry; I will (26)__________ let you down.

So many ladies,
Are hunting for mates,
And the prospect are good,
But the date's never great.
Over here,
Over there,
Over where,
Anywhere.
They're too busy,
For winning,
The bidding,
To get any sold.

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