The Bidding by Tally Hall

I've been sleeping in a cardboard box,
Spending every dollar at the (1)____________ shop,
And (2)________ (3)____________ I (4)________ I haven't got a lot
I try to give you (5)________ until the day you drop.

I've (6)________ training (7)________ a Pavlov dog,
Sent my independence out to (8)________ a hike.
All you got to do is activate my bell,
And I'll fetch you (9)________________ you like

Going once,
Going twice,
Every man here has a price.
Over where,
Over there,
Sold to not a (10)____________ lady in here

I've been here (11)________ a thousand times,
Dated (12)__________ (13)__________ in the atmosphere.
I've been to every continent,
Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere,
And if I'm not the type of guy you (14)________ to circumvent,
Just remember not to love me (15)________ I disappear

I graduated at the top,
I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie,
So if you have a fantasy of being a queen,
Maybe you (16)____________ (17)________ a (18)____________ bucks on me.

Going once,
Going Twice,
Won't these (19)__________________ suffice?
Any here,
Any there,
Any motions any where.

Going twice,
Going thrice,
Guess this means we'll go four times a lady,

I (20)______________ I'll be all you'll need,
Ever need,
You'll never (21)________ to (22)________ around.
- Don't shop around.
And I'll (23)________ you all you'll ever need,
Ever need.
Don't worry; I will (24)__________ let you down,
Let you down,
Don't worry; I will (25)__________ let you down.

So many ladies,
Are hunting for mates,
And the prospect are good,
But the date's never great.
Over here,
Over there,
Over where,
Anywhere.
They're too busy,
For winning,
The bidding,
To get any sold.

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