The Bidding by Tally Hall

I've been sleeping in a cardboard box,
Spending every dollar at the liquor shop,
And even though I know I haven't got a lot
I try to (1)________ you love until the day you drop.

I've been (2)________________ like a Pavlov dog,
Sent my independence out to take a hike.
All you got to do is activate my bell,
And I'll fetch you anything you like

Going once,
Going twice,
Every man here has a price.
Over where,
Over there,
Sold to not a single lady in here

I've (3)________ here like a thousand times,
Dated every woman in the atmosphere.
I've been to every continent,
Broken all the (4)____________ in (5)__________ hemisphere,
And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent,
Just remember not to (6)________ me when I disappear

I graduated at the top,
I (7)________ to take advantage of the bourgeoisie,
So if you have a fantasy of being a queen,
Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me.

Going once,
Going Twice,
Won't these gentlemen suffice?
Any here,
Any there,
Any (8)______________ any where.

Going twice,
Going thrice,
Guess this means we'll go four times a lady,

I promise I'll be all you'll need,
Ever need,
You'll never have to shop around.
- Don't shop around.
And I'll give you all you'll ever need,
Ever need.
Don't worry; I will (9)__________ let you down,
Let you down,
Don't worry; I will (10)__________ let you down.

So many ladies,
Are hunting for mates,
And the prospect are good,
But the date's never great.
Over here,
Over there,
Over where,
Anywhere.
They're too busy,
For winning,
The bidding,
To get any sold.

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