by Jonathan Coulton

Heya Tom, it's Bob from the (1)____________ down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing have been OK for me
Except that I'm a zombie now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I (2)__________ for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to (3)____________ to our demand
But here's an FYI
you're all (4)__________ die screaming
All we want to do is eat (5)________ brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you (6)________ up the doors
We'll all come (7)____________ and eat your brains
I don't want to nitpick, Tom
But is this really your plan?
To (8)__________ your (9)__________ life (10)____________ inside a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now
But someday you'll be out of food and guns
And then you'll have to make the call
I'm not surprised to see
You haven't thought it through enough
You (11)__________ had the head for all that
Bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I do
And I plan on eating you slowly
All we want to do is eat (12)________ brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's (13)__________ eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you (14)________ up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
I'd (15)________ to help you Tom
In any way I can
I (16)________ (17)____________________ the way you're working with me
I'm not a monster Tom
Well, technically I am
I guess I am

I've got (18)______________ (19)______________ Tom
Maybe we could wrap it up
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll (20)____________ back to my colleagues
Who were chewing on the doors
I (21)__________ we'll table this for now
I'm (22)________ to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time
I know we're all (23)________ as hell
And we'll put (24)________ thing to bed
When I bash your head open
All we (25)________ to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an (26)______________ here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

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