Because I Got High by Afroman

It's like I don't care about nothing man
Roll another blunt
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I was gonna clean my room, until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom
But then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to class, before I got high
I coulda' cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high
I'm taking it next semester and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to work, but then I got high
I just got a new promotion, but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to court, before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support
But then I got high (No you weren't)
They took my whole pay check, and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
(I'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna pay my car a note, until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high
Now the tow truck's pulling away, and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high
I'm serious
I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why
(Turn this shit off) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high, because I got high
I messed up my entire life, because I got high
I lost my kids and wife, because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high, because I got high
I'm gonna stop singing this song, because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong, because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I'm high
Because I'm high, because I'm high
(Are you really high man?) (he really is high man!)
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Get jiggy with it...
Oh bring it back...
(Say what, say what oh) Because I'm high
Because I'm high, because I'm high
Well my name is afroman and I'm from east palmdale
All the 'Dale weed I be smoking, is mama's hell
I dont belive in Hitler thats what I say' (Oh my goodness)
Yes, so all of you skins, please give me more head
Mother fucker
Afro mother fucker m-a-n, m-a-n...
A-e-i-o-u, a-e-i-o-u and somtimes w
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