Red Solo Cup by Toby Keith

Now red solo cup 8uis the best receptacle
From barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinking from glass
Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable
In fourteen years, they are decomposable
And, unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
Freddie Mac can kiss my ass, woo!
Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Now I really love how you're easy to stack
But I really hate how you're easy to crack
Cause when beer runs down in front of my pack
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky
But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admiring at how sharply my first name is written
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hitting
On them, to help me get lucky
Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
But only you red will do for this fellow
Cause you are the Abbott into my Costello
And you are the Fruit to my Loom
Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic
You're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say:
"Red solo cup, you're not just a cup
(No, no, no, God no)
You're my friend, yeah (Lifelong)
Thank you for being my friend"
Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
Let's have a party
Red solo cup, I lift you up
Let's have a party, proceed to party
Solo cup, solo cup, solo cup...