My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought something from you last week
And I´m very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, it´s completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. Sorry about that.

Well, is there anything I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well could be an application issue.
Where´d you store the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try using a mouse
To drag the blackberry to the trash
Then after you’ve done that,
You might wanna launch
The blackberry from the desktop.

Well, I’ve (1)______________ tried that a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the latest blackberry coming in then.
Well, could you give me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that date in my diary.
Anything else I can (2)________ you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a (3)______________ to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new apples (4)__________ then!
What’s the problem with it?
Well, I’m trying to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is your dongle?
Well I don’t know much about these things
But my wife´s seen a few (5)______________ in her time
And she (6)________ a (7)____________ bit on the small side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do about that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can help you with?
Well, funnily enough, yes.
My grandson’s birthday is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an apple and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got anything else he might just like?
Well we’re doing a special on these.
I can’t make (8)________ or tail of them.
But the (9)________ seem to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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