My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought something from you (1)________ week
And I´m very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, (2)__________ completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. Sorry about that.

Well, is there (3)________________ I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well could be an application issue.
Where´d you (4)__________ the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try using a mouse
To (5)________ the (6)____________________ to the trash
Then after you’ve done that,
You (7)__________ wanna launch
The (8)____________________ from the desktop.

Well, I’ve already tried (9)________ a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it might be worth waiting a (10)____________ of weeks,
They´ve got the latest blackberry coming in then.
Well, could you give me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that date in my diary.
Anything (11)________ I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a problem to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new apples since then!
What’s the problem with it?
Well, I’m trying to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is (12)________ dongle?
Well I don’t know (13)________ about these things
But my wife´s (14)________ a few dongles in her time
And she (15)________ a little bit on the small side.
Well, (16)________ (17)____________ there’s not a lot I can do about that.
Tell you what? Let me try (18)______________ it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can help you with?
Well, funnily enough, yes.
My grandson’s (19)________________ is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an apple and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got anything (20)________ he might just like?
Well we’re doing a (21)______________ on these.
I can’t make (22)________ or tail of them.
But the (23)________ seem to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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