My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought something (1)________ you last week
And I´m very disappointed
Oh yeah? (2)______________ the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, (3)__________ completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. (4)__________ (5)__________ that.

Well, is there anything I can do
To get my (6)____________________ working?
Well could be an application issue.
Where´d you store the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try using a mouse
To (7)________ the blackberry to the trash
Then after you’ve (8)________ that,
You might wanna launch
The blackberry (9)________ the desktop.

Well, I’ve already (10)__________ that a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it might be worth (11)______________ a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the latest blackberry (12)____________ in then.
Well, could you give me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that date in my diary.
Anything else I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a problem to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new (13)____________ since then!
What’s the problem with it?
Well, I’m (14)____________ to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is your dongle?
Well I don’t (15)________ much about (16)__________ things
But my wife´s seen a few dongles in her time
And she says a (17)____________ bit on the small side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do about that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can help you with?
Well, funnily enough, yes.
My grandson’s birthday is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an apple and a blackberry.
I mean, (18)________ you got (19)________________ (20)________ he (21)__________ (22)________ like?
Well we’re doing a special on these.
I can’t (23)________ head or (24)________ of them.
But the (25)________ (26)________ to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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