My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I (1)____________ (2)__________________ (3)________ you last week
And I´m very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, it´s (4)____________________ frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll (5)________ you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. Sorry about that.

Well, is (6)__________ (7)________________ I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well (8)__________ be an application issue.
Where´d you store the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try using a mouse
To (9)________ the blackberry to the trash
Then (10)__________ you’ve (11)________ that,
You might wanna launch
The blackberry (12)________ the desktop.

Well, I’ve already tried (13)________ a few times,
I mean, all it did was (14)________ up windows.
Well, it might be worth (15)______________ a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the latest blackberry (16)____________ in then.
Well, could you give me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that date in my diary.
Anything else I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a (17)______________ to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new apples since then!
What’s the problem with it?
Well, I’m trying to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is your dongle?
Well I don’t (18)________ much about these things
But my (19)______________ seen a few (20)______________ in her time
And she says a (21)____________ bit on the (22)__________ side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do (23)__________ that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can help you with?
Well, funnily enough, yes.
My grandson’s birthday is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an (24)__________ and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got anything (25)________ he (26)__________ just like?
Well we’re doing a special on these.
I can’t make (27)________ or tail of them.
But the kids (28)________ to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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