My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I (1)____________ something from you last week
And (2)________ (3)________ disappointed
Oh yeah? (4)______________ the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, it´s completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. Sorry about that.

Well, is there anything I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well (5)__________ be an application issue.
Where´d you store the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try (6)__________ a mouse
To (7)________ the (8)____________________ to the trash
Then after you’ve done that,
You might wanna launch
The blackberry from the desktop.

Well, I’ve already (9)__________ that a few times,
I mean, all it did was (10)________ up windows.
Well, it might be (11)__________ (12)______________ a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the latest blackberry coming in then.
Well, could you (13)________ me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that date in my diary.
Anything else I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a (14)______________ to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new apples (15)__________ then!
What’s the problem with it?
Well, I’m (16)____________ to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is your dongle?
Well I don’t know much (17)__________ these things
But my (18)______________ seen a few dongles in her time
And she says a little bit on the small side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do about that.
Tell you what? Let me try (19)______________ it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can help you with?
Well, funnily enough, yes.
My grandson’s (20)________________ is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an (21)__________ and a blackberry.
I mean, (22)________ you got (23)________________ else he might just like?
Well we’re (24)__________ a (25)______________ on these.
I can’t make head or tail of them.
But the kids seem to (26)________ them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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