Celebrity by Brad Paisley

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Someday I'm gonna be famous
Do I have talent, well, no
These days you don't really need it
Thanks to reality shows
Can't Wait to date a supermodel
Can't Wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab....
'Cause when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
You' can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just cause your on T.V.

I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that it goes with
Being a Celebrity
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I get to cry to Barbara Walters
When things don't go my way
I'll get community service
No matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids
They'll write some awful stuff
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But the more they run my name down
The more my price goes up
When you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just cause your on T.V.
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I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a Celebrity
(...)
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelors
Jackass Millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we come!
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Yeah, when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just cause you're on T.V.
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I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that it goes with
Being a Celebrity
(...)
Yeah! Celebrity...
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