Real & Creamy by I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (Movie Clip)

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(Whoa) nice pad
Oh, thank you
Hey, you are soaked
You want to borrow a sweatshirt or something?
No, no, no...
I'm great, I'm great
Thank you
Okay, but I am freezing, so...

What are you doing there?
Well, it's wet

Actually, you know what? I'll take that sweatshirt

Oh, yeah

Thanks

So...
That's a great body you got there, I mean
It could be the best body I've ever seen in my life
Shut up
Besides Larry's
But yours...
Your tush looks like it's made of muscle
And Larry's is made of pudding and Quarter Pounders
And God knows what
Well, these are real, by the way
I mean, nobody thinks they are
Everyone thinks they're fake, but they are real
Alex...
You don't gotta lie to me
We're two girls hanging out
Come on
You kidding me? There's no silicone here
I swear
Oh, no big deal if they are or not. I don't care.
I've got nothing to hide, feel them
Feel them?
Feel them
I mean, I, I, I...
I have a...
I'd rather feel a flabby man pec
To be honest with you but
In the name of science
If you need me to hold your
Bodacious Bahama mamas
Or whatever the guys call them nowadays, I'll do it
Yes, go ahead
Oh!
Well?
Yeah, they're real
Told you
And creamy

And fun
For someone who would like something like this
This is...
But to me, it's, like (ew)
I just got a little nauseous there
Touching them. That's funny
Do you want a bite?
No, no, no...
Feeling them's enough
I'll do that again
No, no...
I meant food. Are you hungry?
Oh! I'm sorry
Yeah, no... Just...
That was funny
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