Brianstorm by Arctic Monkeys

Brian
Top marks for not trying
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
We're grateful and so strangely comforted
And I wonder
Are you putting us under?
'Cause we can't take our eyes
Off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well, see you later, innovator

Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
There's not a net you couldn't slip through
Or at least that's the impression I get
'Cause you're smooth and you're wet
And she's not aware yet, but she's yours
She'll be sayin' "Use me"
Show me the jacuzzi
I imagine that it's there on a plate
You're rendezvous rate
Means that you'll never be frightened
To make 'em wait for a while
I doubt it's your style
Not to get what you set
Out to acquire
The odds are on fire
You are the unforecasted storm

(Brian)
Calm, collected and commanding
(Top marks for not trying)
You leave the other story standing
With your renditions and jokes
Bet there's hundreds of blokes
That have wept 'cos you've stolen their...
Thunder
Are you putting us under
'Cause we can't take our eyes
Off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well, see you later, innovator