Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I (1)________ (2)__________ things like electricity

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and (3)__________ plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial thinks that my (4)________ is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm (5)________ discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I (6)____________ all of my chores, and you (7)____________ thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699

We've been spending most our lives living in an (8)__________ paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's (9)________ work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We (10)________ quilts at discount price, (11)____________ in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the (12)________ last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off (13)________ he's burnin' in hell

But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you (14)________ that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies (15)__________ I really look good in black, fool

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even (16)________ the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't (17)__________ and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like (18)________________ Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be

We've been (19)________________ most our (20)__________ (21)____________ in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an (22)__________ paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a (23)________ on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art

I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring (24)____________ for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney

We've (25)________ spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an (26)__________ paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, (27)____________ in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an (28)__________ paradise
Yeah

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