Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic

As I (1)________ through the valley (2)__________ I harvest my grain
I take a (3)________ at my wife and realize she's (4)________ plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I (5)________ fancy things like electricity

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm (6)______________ cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've (7)________ milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial thinks (8)________ my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a (9)__________ in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699

We've been (10)________________ most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an (11)__________ paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, (12)____________ in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an (13)__________ paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the (14)__________ cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell

But I ain't never punched a (15)______________ (16)________ if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool

If you come to visit, you'll be (17)__________ to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't (18)__________ and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and (19)____________ guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no (20)________ for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all (21)________ nice, living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a (22)________ on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as (23)________ art

I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney

We've (24)________ spending most our lives living in an (25)__________ paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, (26)____________ in an Amish paradise
Yeah

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