Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic

As I walk through the valley (1)__________ I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity

At (2)________ in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the (3)________________ and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been (4)______________ and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial thinks (5)________ my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a (6)__________ in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're (7)__________ to party like it's 1699

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn (8)____________ once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's (9)________ (10)________ and sacrifice, living in an (11)__________ paradise
We sell (12)____________ at discount price, living in an Amish paradise

A (13)__________ boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell

But I ain't (14)__________ punched a tourist even if he (15)________________ it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I (16)__________ wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look (17)________ in black, fool

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone (18)________ in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so (19)____________ don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an (20)__________ paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all (21)________ nice, living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a (22)________ on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art

I'm the pioust guy the little (23)______________ (24)________ to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother (25)__________ have to get medieval on your hiney

We've been (26)________________ (27)________ our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah

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