Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a (1)________ at my (2)________ and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish (3)________ me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so (4)________ that
Even Ezekial thinks that my (5)________ is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a (6)__________ on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We (7)________ quilts at discount price, living in an (8)__________ paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I (9)________ (10)____________ at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in (11)________ I (12)________ him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell

But I ain't (13)__________ punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool

If you (14)________ to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't (15)________ paid the (16)__________ bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and (17)____________ guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll (18)__________ a nutter
Think you're really righteous? (19)__________ you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as (20)____________ as thou art

I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and (21)__________ scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or (22)________ my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney

We've been spending (23)________ our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, (24)____________ in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or (25)______________ lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably (26)__________ it bites, (27)____________ in an Amish paradise
Yeah

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