Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic

As I walk through the valley (1)__________ I harvest my grain
I (2)________ a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish (3)________ me
You (4)________ I shun (5)__________ (6)____________ (7)________ electricity

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah (8)__________ the chickens and (9)__________ plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a (10)__________ on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699

We've been (11)________________ most our lives living in an (12)__________ paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt (13)________ week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the (14)__________ cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell

But I ain't never (15)______________ a tourist even if he deserved it
An (16)__________ with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't (17)________ paid the (18)__________ bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't (19)__________ and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be

We've been spending most our lives living in an (20)__________ paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all (21)________ nice, living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, (22)________ I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? (23)__________ you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a (24)______________ times as humble as thou art

I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my (25)______________ might have to get medieval on (26)________ hiney

We've been spending most our lives living in an (27)__________ paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an (28)__________ paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, (29)____________ in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, (30)____________ in an Amish paradise
Yeah

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