The Laughing Gnome by David Bowie
I was walking
Down the high street
When I heard footsteps behind me
And there was a little old man (hello!)
Scarlet and Gray, chuckling away
Well he trotted
Back to my house
And he sat beside the (1)__________ (ahh)
With his tiny hands on his tummy
Chuckling away, laughing all day
I'll have to (2)____________ you to the gnome office
(gnome office? ahahahah!)
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a laughing (3)__________ and you can't (4)__________ me
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a laughing (5)__________ and you can't catch me
Said the (6)________________ gnome
Well I gave him roasted toadstools
And a glass of dandelion wine (*burp* pardon)
Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne
Carried his bags, and gave him a fag (have you got a light boy?)
hey where do you come from?
(gnome-ans land, hehe!)
oh really?
In the morning
When i woke up
He was (7)______________ on the (8)________ of my bed
With his (9)______________ who's name was Fred
He (10)______________ him along
To sing me a song
alright let's hear it
now, what's that clicking noise?
(that's Fred, he's a metro-gnome, haha)
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a (11)________________ gnome and you can't catch me
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
(oh now, i'm a gnome anyway haha)
haven't you got a home to go to?
(no, we are gnome-ads hehe)
didn't they (12)__________ you to get (13)________ hair cut at school you look (14)________ a rolling gnome
(nah, not at the (15)____________ school of eco-gnome-ics)
Now they're staying
Up me chimney
And we're living on cavier and honey (hurray!)
Cos they're earning me (16)________ of money
Writing comedy prose
For radio shows
it's the errrr
it's the gnome-service of course!
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a laughing (17)__________ and you can't (18)__________ me
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee (oh really)
I'm a (19)________________ (20)__________ and you can't (21)__________ me
(one (22)________ time!)
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a laughing (23)__________ and you can't catch me
Down the high street
When I heard footsteps behind me
And there was a little old man (hello!)
Scarlet and Gray, chuckling away
Well he trotted
Back to my house
And he sat beside the (1)__________ (ahh)
With his tiny hands on his tummy
Chuckling away, laughing all day
I'll have to (2)____________ you to the gnome office
(gnome office? ahahahah!)
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a laughing (3)__________ and you can't (4)__________ me
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a laughing (5)__________ and you can't catch me
Said the (6)________________ gnome
Well I gave him roasted toadstools
And a glass of dandelion wine (*burp* pardon)
Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne
Carried his bags, and gave him a fag (have you got a light boy?)
hey where do you come from?
(gnome-ans land, hehe!)
oh really?
In the morning
When i woke up
He was (7)______________ on the (8)________ of my bed
With his (9)______________ who's name was Fred
He (10)______________ him along
To sing me a song
alright let's hear it
now, what's that clicking noise?
(that's Fred, he's a metro-gnome, haha)
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a (11)________________ gnome and you can't catch me
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
(oh now, i'm a gnome anyway haha)
haven't you got a home to go to?
(no, we are gnome-ads hehe)
didn't they (12)__________ you to get (13)________ hair cut at school you look (14)________ a rolling gnome
(nah, not at the (15)____________ school of eco-gnome-ics)
Now they're staying
Up me chimney
And we're living on cavier and honey (hurray!)
Cos they're earning me (16)________ of money
Writing comedy prose
For radio shows
it's the errrr
it's the gnome-service of course!
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a laughing (17)__________ and you can't (18)__________ me
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee (oh really)
I'm a (19)________________ (20)__________ and you can't (21)__________ me
(one (22)________ time!)
Hah hah hah
Hee hee hee
I'm a laughing (23)__________ and you can't catch me
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